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Not enough old-school gamers on this forum

edited 2011-09-29 00:34:17 in Media
no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
I sometimes feel a little lonely, throwing out old game references that I know nopony but me even gets. Everyone here seems to be a comic fan or a film buff or an anime freak (which wouldn't be so bad except I've met nobody who was getting into anime during the VHS heyday like I was) and when they are a gamer its the same deal as with anime--they're talking about PS3 or X-Box 360 games I can't even play because I'm broke as shit. I mean yeah, you all know what "shoot the core" is about and probably know where the "All your Base" meme is from, but if I made a throwaway reference to a Metroidvania where you played as different members of a family (including their dog) who each had unique strengths and weaknesses, or a Zelda clone where you hit things with a magical yo-yo, would you know what I'm talking about? Would you? *Goes to wallow in... whatever an Edmond is supposed to wallow in!*
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  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-09-29 00:41:37
    I recognize Star Tropics.  I feel like I should remember the Metroidvania and it's on the tip of my tongue, but god that feels so long ago and now I'm going to be awake all damned night trying to remember, you bastard.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    a Metroidvania where you played as different members of a family (including their dog) who each had unique strengths and weaknesses

    Hmmm... Legacy of the Wizard?

    or a Zelda clone where you hit things with a magical yo-yo

    Star Tropics.
  • That was it!

    You have saved my night of sleep ♥
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    IIRC, the dog wasn't a monster though.
  • no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    I kind of expected someone to get Star Tropics, but... Someone recognized Legacy of the Wizard. I have new faith in this forum.

    Okay, here's a few more:

    Little blue guy who has to solve box-pushing puzzles to advance to the next room.

    Blonde guy with shades who goes from left to right beating people up. One of your enemies is a gorilla that throws bananas. Has the funniest duck sprite ever, and sometimes can get points by picking up baseball bats with angel wings.

    A space combat game where every level starts out as a space combat sim where you go around to different planets for fuel and weapons and have to defeat all the enemy ships in the sector. Once you do that a new planet opens, and when you dock here the game turns into a side-view shmup.

    A top-view RPG where the screens flip instead of just scrolling. Has day and night cycles and your character has limits on how much he can carry--this raises as you level up. The intro has the words "arise young hero. What this land will lose, you will recover."

    An action-RPG where the plot is about a witch making you unable to communicate with other humans, but now you can talk to animals and (certain) monsters, making it notable for totally flipping common video game morality on its head.

    An isometric action-RPG about an elf seeking treasure. Incidentally elf has a fairy companion who might've inspired Navi (though this one isn't annoying).

    "Beware time traps for the world will end in the year 1000"

    A kid who built his own spaceship and stun ray puts on a football helmet and goes into space to have adventures. There's a top-view mapscreen that you navigate to get to the levels. Sometimes you also have a pogo stick.

    At one point you defeat a bouncy creature by holding up your sword, causing it to turn into cute widdle baby bouncy creatures.

    3... 2... 1... Let's go!
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ... The only ones I recognize from that are

    An isometric action-RPG about an elf seeking treasure. Incidentally elf has a fairy companion who might've inspired Navi (though this one isn't annoying).

    is Timestalkers and

    A kid who built his own spaceship and stun ray puts on a football helmet and goes into space to have adventures. There's a top-view mapscreen that you navigate to get to the levels. Sometimes you also have a pogo stick.

    is Commander Keen.
  • no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Timestalkers? I'm sure you're thinking of the right game though.

    and yep, Commander Keen. Thought I'd throw a few bones in there for PC gamers too.
  • Just to make you happy, Dantes. I ordered a replacement for my NES just yesterday, my MegaDrive (along with CD and 32x) is still plugged in and I'm trying to hunt down a Neo Geo, but I'm trying to find any adapters to make it work on a UK TV.
  • They're somethin' else.
    Little blue guy who has to solve box-pushing puzzles to advance to the next room. Adventures of Lolo

    Blonde
    guy with shades who goes from left to right beating people up. One of
    your enemies is a gorilla that throws bananas. Has the funniest duck
    sprite ever, and sometimes can get points by picking up baseball bats
    with angel wings. ... Captain Commando?

    A space combat game where every level starts
    out as a space combat sim where you go around to different planets for
    fuel and weapons and have to defeat all the enemy ships in the sector.
    Once you do that a new planet opens, and when you dock here the game
    turns into a side-view shmup. Fuck, I don't know that one.

    A top-view RPG where the screens
    flip instead of just scrolling. Has day and night cycles and your
    character has limits on how much he can carry--this raises as you level
    up. The intro has the words "arise young hero. What this land will
    lose, you will recover." This sounds like a roguelike...

    An action-RPG where the plot is about a witch making you unable to communicate with other humans, but now you can talk to animals and (certain) monsters, making it notable for totally flipping common video game morality on its head. Its not twilight princess ._.

    An
    isometric action-RPG about an elf seeking treasure. Incidentally elf
    has a fairy companion who might've inspired Navi (though this one isn't
    annoying). Don't know...

    "Beware time traps for the world will end in the year 1000" Nope...

    A
    kid who built his own spaceship and stun ray puts on a football helmet
    and goes into space to have adventures. There's a top-view mapscreen
    that you navigate to get to the levels. Sometimes you also have a pogo
    stick. Commander Keen

    At one point you defeat a bouncy creature by holding up your sword, causing it to turn into cute widdle baby bouncy creatures. I remember this Apple II game, where you're this farmer that has to protect his crops from these weird raindrop looking invaders. It fits this description, somehow.

    3... 2... 1... Let's go!
  • No rainbow star
    My earliest games had Garfield sucked into a TV for one and the XMen for another

    I miss my Genesis ;.;
  • edited 2011-09-29 02:10:54
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    My earliest games had Garfield sucked into a TV for one and the XMen for another


    Oh my. I think I still have Garfield: Caught in the Act

    3... 2... 1... Let's go!


    Just to clarify: this wasn't a throwaway post finisher. This is a line from an arcade game that (until very recently) never had a home port. If you had played it though, this phrase would've been stuck in your head. It's a shmup, and its an underdog installment of a franchise.

    Should I go ahead and add hints to the other descriptors I've posted (that haven't been correctly guessed)?

    Just to make you happy, Dantes. I ordered a replacement for my NES just yesterday, my MegaDrive (along with CD and 32x) is still plugged in and I'm trying to hunt down a Neo Geo, but I'm trying to find any adapters to make it work on a UK TV.


    Awesome! I wish I could help you with the Neo-Geo.

    BTW Schitzo: you nailed Adventures of Lolo and Commander Keen.
  • edited 2011-09-29 02:17:58
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    but if I made a throwaway reference to a Metroidvania where you played
    as different members of a family (including their dog) who each had
    unique strengths and weaknesses, or a Zelda clone where you hit things
    with a magical yo-yo, would you know what I'm talking about?
    Would you?

    So the complaint is that we don't recognize references games that are copies of more popular, more successful games?

    BRB gonna reference Westworld and The Golden Torc then act surprised when people don't get it.

  • edited 2011-09-29 02:28:17
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    A kid who built his own spaceship and stun ray puts on a football helmet
    and goes into space to have adventures. There's a top-view mapscreen
    that you navigate to get to the levels. Sometimes you also have a pogo
    stick.

    COMMANDER. FUCKING. KEEN.

    That's like, one of the first games I ever played! And I just remember that there are some I never finished. What I should totally do.

    At one point you defeat a bouncy creature by holding up your sword,
    causing it to turn into cute widdle baby bouncy creatures.


    The very first Quest for Glory. I still think that the fourth is the best one, but it's also the one I played first.

    My earliest gaming experiences come from the computer of my father, so my console nostalgia is limited (not non-existent though, since I occasionally played on my cousin's Super Nintendo (the European looks much better than the American one, since it' s based on the Super Famicom, yes it needs to be said) and had a Master System (well, I'm European)). Some of the earliest games I remember and played myself back then are Zool, Jazz Jackrabbit and Hocus Pocus. I also often watched my father playing games like Ishar, Might & Magic (3,4 and 5), Lord of the Rings (the Interplay games), Kyrandia and various other RPGs, Adventures and Strategy games.

    Yes, I'm nostalging hard here. And feel a little bit bad that I pretty much switched to consoles...
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Timestalkers? I'm sure you're thinking of the right game though.

    D'oh. Landstalker.
  • edited 2011-09-29 15:56:15
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Okay, so here's the hints again. I crossed out the ones that have been solved:

    Little blue guy who has to solve box-pushing puzzles to advance to the next room. Adventures of Lolo.

    Blonde guy with shades who goes from left to right beating people up. One of your enemies is a gorilla that throws bananas. Has the funniest duck sprite ever, and sometimes can get points by picking up baseball bats with angel wings. No, it's not Captain Commando. Additional hint: It's an NES game that used the Power Glove. Bad Street Brawler

    A space combat game where every level starts out as a space combat sim where you go around to different planets for fuel and weapons and have to defeat all the enemy ships in the sector. Once you do that a new planet opens, and when you dock here the game turns into a side-view shmup. Additional hint: it's an NES game

    A top-view RPG where the screens flip instead of just scrolling. Has day and night cycles and your character has limits on how much he can carry--this raises as you level up. The intro has the words "arise young hero. What this land will lose, you will recover." Additional hint: It's a suprisingly good sequel to a notoriously bad game.

    An action-RPG where the plot is about a witch making you unable to communicate with other humans, but now you can talk to animals and (certain) monsters, making it notable for totally flipping common video game morality on its head. Additional hint: There's a mechanic where you can "equip" animal companions, and you get different powers depending on which ones you have out. Crusader of Centy, aka Soleil


    An isometric action-RPG about an elf seeking treasure. Incidentally elf has a fairy companion who might've inspired Navi (though this one isn't annoying). Landstalker

    "Beware time traps for the world will end in the year 1000" Additional hint: it's a sequel, and its an RPG. Might and Magic 2

    A kid who built his own spaceship and stun ray puts on a football helmet and goes into space to have adventures. There's a top-view mapscreen that you navigate to get to the levels. Sometimes you also have a pogo stick. Commander Keen

    At one point you defeat a bouncy creature by holding up your sword, causing it to turn into cute widdle baby bouncy creatures. Quest for Glory

    3... 2... 1... Let's go! Yes, I expect you to identify a game from this. Repeating my earlier hint: Arcade game that didn't until recently have a home port. Underdog game in a long-running franchise. R-Type Leo



    Once all of these are solved I'll come up with some new ones.

    My earliest gaming experiences come from the computer of my father, so my console nostalgia is limited (not non-existent though, since I occasionally played on my cousin's Super Nintendo (the European looks much better than the American one, since it' s based on the Super Famicom, yes it needs to be said) and had a Master System (well, I'm European)). Some of the earliest games I remember and played myself back then are Zool, Jazz Jackrabbit and Hocus Pocus. I also often watched my father playing games like Ishar, Might & Magic (3,4 and 5), Lord of the Rings (the Interplay games), Kyrandia and various other RPGs, Adventures and Strategy games.

    Yes, I'm nostalging hard here. And feel a little bit bad that I pretty much switched to consoles...


    Eh, honestly, I would say PC gaming was superior before the SNES came along, but afterwards not really. You weren't missing much.

    Also, I'm contractually obligated to fucking love anybody who remembers Interplay's LOTR games (I still have both of them, with manuals and everything). I haven't played every game you referenced, but I know what they are.
  • $80+ per session
    Old lame-os.
  • They're somethin' else.
    For space sim to side shooter one... The Guardian Legend?

    The dude with glasses one... Badstreet Brawler?

    equip animal companions... FUUUUUUUUUCK... MegaTen?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    "Beware time traps for the world will end in the year 1000" Additional hint: it's a sequel, and its an RPG.

    Might and Magic 2.
  • edited 2011-09-29 03:07:40
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    @Schitzo - You nailed Bad Street Brawler

    @Cygan - You nailed Might and Magic 2
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    (looks at clues)

    Ummm...

    ermmm...

    fuck it Imma play some more Shadows of The Damned.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I don't think we really need to list the rest. The point has been proven- we know more about the old-school games than you thought.
  • no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Yeah, but now I'm having fun!

    And I know that once this topic ends, it'll go back to me being the only oldschool gamer and eighties-cartoonophile while everyone talks about the greatness of Infamous 2 and Gargoyles. Come on, toss me a bone here.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Has anybody praised Gargoyles here? I know I had a topic complaining about Netflix lacking season 3 of Reboot but.... yeah, IJBM you should watch Gargoyles. The action scenes are meh but otherwise it's pretty great.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I've never even watched/played either of those two.
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Reboot was the first CGI tv show of all time. It's pretty great, especially with the setting being in a computer which made the set-up both unique and easier for the animators. It's pretty standard kiddy fare until the third season which on paper sounds terrible. It's the season where one of the protagonists ages up and turns into a gun-slinging badass and his love-interest turns sexy. That said, it's more the writers spreading their wigs than anything.

    Gargoyles was a much more ambitious show with header Greg Weisman admitting he wanted to get kids into classic literature. For me, it actually worked as the complex anti-villain MacBeth made me actually read the classic play. The characters themselves are really complex and David Xanatos is honestly one of the best side-switching villains I've ever seen.
  • no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    I gotta be honest... I've tried again and again to watch Gargoyles, from the days when it premiered to just two weeks ago, and I have never ever seen anything about it that would make me think is remotely good. This is me being honest, here. I mean, as much as I rag on Batman I can at least understand why people watch the Animated Series--because its fun. Gargoyles though... I just never understood how people can enjoy it.
  • edited 2011-09-29 03:47:58
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
     it's more the writers spreading their wigs

    wat
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Wings. I mean wings. Though thank you for the image of powdered-wig judges having their wigs expanding.

    ^^The action is lame but Goliath might just be the best original protagonist western animation has had.
  • no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    Howso? What makes Goliath better than, say, Cyclops?
  • MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Because Goliath was a character that constantly sought growth. Even beyond the first five-parter he continually looked to learn, had grown cold against the woman he loved, learned to forgive his most bitter enemy, and he even started reading Shakespeare in a particularly awesome scene.
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