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All you villains are WORTHLESS

BowserBowser
edited 2011-09-28 12:58:44 in Wonderful posts
King Koopa
I am superior to ALL of you by virtue of NEVER losing! What's that? I lose all the time? You don't have the full story then! You see, I'm King of the Koopas. How do I maintain this kingship? By tricking Mario into attacking my minions! They get angry with the Mushroom Kingdom and remain loyal to me! Not to mention that Peach is wildly into me! You need to learn a thing or two about evil plans. ESPECIALLY YOU Mojojojo! Try tricking the girls into thinking that perfectly harmless buidlings are giant robots you own! The citizens of Townsville will hate them and the girls will be too scared to fight anymore, afraid that they may be hurting innocents instead!

Comments

  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    edited 2011-09-28 13:35:37

    Oh, Bowser, you were so heroic against the Dark Star! Nothing it did could ever bring you down, not even the dark minion army! All you did was walk by and swat them away like flies! All Hail Bowser!

    ...

    Could you autograph my Power Star plushie?

  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    Certainly. Always nice to meet an adoring fan!
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Bowser, no offense, Luigi is better.
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    A better hero than Mario? I agree whole heartedly
  • MojoJojoMojoJojo
    Um, aren't you the one who loses to the Jersey Shore reject on a daily basis?
  • BowserBowser
    King Koopa
    ^ If you mean Mario, then read the first post you bumbling primate. I already explained that the 'loss' is carefully planned to allow me to maintain an iron grip on my kingdom
  • LexLuthorLexLuthor
    Oh look, a lizard learned to speak and then got defeated by a working class plebian. Maybe you and Gorilla Grodd can share tips on failure.
  • NightwireNightwire
    Hey Mr.Luthor, when was the last time you successfully killed Superman?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-09-29 03:05:12
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Dude, he could lay your dad off.
  • LexLuthorLexLuthor
    Hey Nightwire, when was the last time you took control of 10% of the world's economy?
  • NightwireNightwire
    If you're so smart, why didn't you invent something that could grow your hair back?
  • LexLuthorLexLuthor
    My lack of hair is a symbol of my hatred. Until that self-righteous caped troglodyte is not flying in the sky I wear my bald head with pride.
  • NightwireNightwire
    You're just jealous because he has prettier hair than you.
  • LexLuthorLexLuthor
    Oh yes. Who couldn't be jealous of a mullet like that?


  • NightwireNightwire
    Oh, you know you're just craving a head of hair as FABULOUS as the Kryptonian.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Superman is overrated anyways. It remains more of a testament to the stupidity of everyone he surrounds himself with that nobody can figure our Clark Kent is superman.

    At least the Flash is funny.
  • BowserBowser
    edited 2011-09-29 06:31:42
    King Koopa
    Oh look, a lizard learned to speak and then got defeated by a working class plebian. Maybe you and Gorilla Grodd can share tips on failure.


    Can none of you glorified nimrods read?

    I let him beat me as an act for the masses! You REALLY think a fire breathing turtle can be beaten by Mario?
  • AdolfHitlerAdolfHitler
    HEIL MEEEEE

    Superman is overrated anyways.

    You wouldn't be saying stuff like that if you'd ever fought him.

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