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I really want a warm, ooey-gooey cookie right now

WaltzyWaltzy
edited 2011-09-27 00:42:08 in Wonderful posts
Preferably chocolate chip. And it's gotta be the almost-burning-tongue piping hot thing where the flavor is like FFFFFFFFFFUCKING AWESOME because it still tastes like the oven and it just is pliant and warm and ooey-gooey-chewy yum-yum-good.

But I don't have one.
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  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Dammit, Waltzy, you made me hungry right when I was about to go to bed.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Why would you do that?!




  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    what is the point of posting the image and repeating the text.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Dammit Sis don't make me so hungry. >_>
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    I made myself hungry too. D8 I'll try and compensate by making a thing of creamy mashed potatoes.

    HEY.

    What if we made a cookie

    with mashed potato on top like frosting

    that'd be fucking amazing.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    That would be terrible. Those foods would not go together at all.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    -sigh-

    Now I'm even more hungry.

    And I don't have any food handy...
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Nonsense. I'd find a way.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    Mmm, there's nothing quite like giving a nice, big, chocolate chip cookie fifteen seconds in the microwave.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Even better how about we make cookies out of mashed potatoes?

    They'll be like potato pancakes. Except, you know, cookies.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Actually speaking, I think they'd go together.

    Mostly cause I liked putting mashed potatoes together with everything....

    and I do mean everything.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    The first post sounded sexual for some reason...
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-27 00:49:55
    ^^ & ^^^ Ahmg. My KIN. yes. yes.

    there should be a guild

    for the joining of mashed potatoes and cookies.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-09-27 00:50:08
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    ^^That's because it's Waltzy.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Mashed potatoes really do go with everything.

    And now, I'm going to go to bed hungry. I hope you're happy, Waltzy.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-27 00:51:09
    Is it because I used the word pliant :>

    ^ I love you too, you're welcome. <3
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Now we have a conundrum:

    Gravy.

    White? Brown? Beef? Turkey? Chicken? Mushroom (my personal favorite)?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-27 00:55:24
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Gooey was what got me going :3

    ...I think reading that first post actually gave me a hard on...
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I'm having lemon cupcakes now. Fuck y'all.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-27 00:55:18
    ^^^ Make them all. Mix them all together. >:D

    ^^ Naughty thing.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    It's all your fault anyhow. >_>
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    This thread has now turned disturbing
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ I can't help it if you describe cookies in such a sexy way
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    good thing i ate before reading this.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    So... this thread is Tvtropes? /low-blow.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    ^^^ Oh puhlease, I could do better if I tried. XD

    ^^ Killjoy. :< loljk

    ^
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Waltzy: Epic Tease Troll
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Oh come on, even I can't find cookies sexy.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I'm now also having a Roast beef, tomato, and provolone cheese sandwich thanks to this thread.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-09-27 01:22:18
    ^^ Not even the way you force them open with your eager fingers, watching the chocolate stretch from side to side as it tries desperately to hold on, inevitably breaking and yielding to your will, clinging messily to your hands and coating your tongue oh-so-sweetly when you lick yourself clean and indulge in the warm, oozing remains?
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