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Bec reviews bad fanfic

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  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-09-29 16:27:38
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Shinra High, that is a classic badfic and for some reason I have never seen an MST of it.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Read Agony in Pink.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4648489/1/Pokemon_Nights_Embrace


    Godspeed, Bec.

  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I wonder if I can find any I wrote in grade 1/2...
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    I once dug up a Harry Potter fanfic I wrote when I was seven or so. It was hilarious. I posted it on TV Tropes, but I forget where. I'd post it again if I could find it.
  • BecNoirBecNoir
    Mexican fag
    MAZ: (Gasp) That means we are married! 

    Uh... what?

    ZIM: Ya. You know what that means... 
    MAZ: We can have a child now

    Uh, should I leave you two alone for that?

    (MAZ lifts her leg up and puts it on ZIM's 
    thigh; ZIM, in response, carries her away in his arms to the deep, dark, 
    deepy place that is ZIM's laboratory; MAZ is still a little taller than  
    ZIM, 
    but he got taller when they got married)-why did I put that in? 

    I don't know.

    (GIR at the door) 
    GIR: Yessssssss? 
    DIB: HELLO (DIB is older now. He's like in his 20's but instead of happy 
    noodle boy he has Maz's face on his shirt) 

    I can imagine the hilarity that ensued when he got his shirt made. 

    DIB: Uh, can I have this put on a shirt?
    SHIRT GUY: Uh, sure. Where'd you get this?
    DIB: Uh, she was my middle-school crush. I took her picture when she wasn't looking, and now I want to immortalize her beautiful face
    -awkward silence-

    GIR: I'm going to go into explody mode. 
    DIB: Where is Zim? 
    GIR: He's making babies. I like babies. 
    DIB: Ewwwww. Really? Who with? 
    GIR: MAZ!!!! 
    DIB: NO! (he is propelled by his own sense of grief) 

    Whaaat?

    GIR: YES! HEHAHAHAHAHEEHAW! 
    DIB: My beloved Maz! Wait, how are they doing it? 
    GIR: It's kinda like the birds and the bees, but with Irks; you know how  
    they...

    DIB: Really? Can I watch. 

    Dib Membrane: Alien Voyeur

    [GIR explodes but is somehow fine: Dib "broke his butt in 3 places"]
    (down in the Lab, they feel the boom) 
    MAZ: Zim! Was that you? 
    ZIM: umm no.Maz? 
    MAZ: Yes, Zim? 
    ZIM: What happens if the Dib creature finds out about us? 
    MAZ: I don't know.... 
    (GIR storms in the room) 
    GIR: I exploded and hurt Dib! 
    MAZ: He was here!?! 
    GIR: uh huh. 
    ZIM: Why? 
    MAZ: I made Dib think that I was in love with him so he could show me where 
    you lived. Then I dismissed him. I think he is still in love with me. Gir, 
    what did you tell Dib? 
    GIR: I said you two were making babies!! YAY! 
    MAZ and ZIM: uh oh! 
    ZIM: Oh well.... 
    MAZ: Kiss me!!!!!!! 
    ZIM: Okey Dokie!! Ahhhhh. Hee hee heee 

    Making out: the solution to all your creepy, Mary Sue-sexual nerd problems



  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I love how even the "author" questions why they put something in
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Oh my god

    That IKEA Erotica

    I mean they even used "thing"

  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    Where?
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    "(MAZ lifts her leg up and puts it on ZIM's 
    thigh; ZIM, in response, carries her away in his arms to the deep, dark, 
    deepy place that is ZIM's laboratory; MAZ is still a little taller than  
    ZIM, 
    but he got taller when they got married)-why did I put that in? "
  • dmboogiedmboogie
    probably human
    ...Thigh, not thing.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    IT'S FUNNIER MY WAY
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