I miss Vorpy.

Bob

"What is wrong with you people? Don't you understand what this possibly could mean? 

I would be the first girl to ever give birth to a real monster or demon! It would be the perfect way to prove those snippity goth kids who hate everything and don't believe in anything that demons exist wrong! I would bring my incubus baby over there and they would be like "Oh shit Tnoph I guess I was wrong about you, I am sorry please forgive my gothic self" and I would gloat in their fucking face and enter baby contests and win them because my baby can kick your babies ass.

BECAUSE IT CAN BREATH FIRE AND FLY AROUND. And it could program my DVD player so I won't have to play my DVDs on my computer all of the time and I could watch Braveheart while contributing to the wiki.

Fuck yeah. 

Now comes the part where I find an incubus to rape me....wait, FUCK I forgot you can't rape the willing. God damn it.

Well fine then incubus. I see how it is.

I will just have to rape you then."

~Vorpy

DonZabu

I miss her too.

._.

Malkavian

Vorpy was a gold mine.

I really wish she hadn't done what she did.

Vivi

...

God fucking damn it Bob. Fuck you, man.

Gelzo

+1 missed.

Bob

^^^Cannot second this hard enough.

^^Sorry. .<

-hugs-

Counterclock

Chagen

I miss her awesome sexieness too T~T

I loved her. Even when she abused me

RedEyedAbyss

"Vorpy was a gold mine.

I really wish she hadn't done what she did."

Yes, but rules are rules. Pity.

Malkavian

^Oh I know. I'm not saying she should be unbanned. It's why I say I wish hadn't done what she did' and not 'I wish she wasn't banned.'

RedEyedAbyss

I found it particularly shocking since she was crazy, but mostly harmless. In comparison, a certain other permabanned member was consistently irritating.

Bob

a certain other permabanned member

OMG it's totally Bob isn't it?

Counterclock

yeah, she was pretty crazy huh, Too bad for that huh

wannabeotaking

Wait... Vorpy's gone? Would it be inappropriate to ask what happened?

Bob

Not at all. She posted a LMGTFY (Let Me Google That For You) link to child porn. It's also under the activity tab.

Myrmidon

"I found it particularly shocking since she was crazy, but mostly harmless. In comparison, a certain other permabanned member was consistently irritating."

Soti Coto?

Bob

He was only banned for a month, IIRC. At any rate, he's unbanned,.

I believe Abyss is talking about Inkblot.

ninjaclown

Wanted to get banned, so he did the exact same thing. Not sure why though.

RedEyedAbyss

@Myrmidon: Apparently he simply hasn't posted since his ban.

I was referring to Tnu1138, by the way.

Bob

Ohh. Nevermind then.

GLORIOUSLeader

Pity wallow thread! My favorite kind!

Bob

?

GLORIOUSLeader

In which we all post about how much we miss Vorpy and so wish for her to come back because she was so so awesome. That kind of thread.

I miss her too.

Counterclock

Actually, you yourself added that "So much better than other users"

In nowhere in the OP did it say that.

GLORIOUSLeader

lol, I should read

Bob

lol.

Anywho, I feel conflicted, as I do want her back, but at the same time, I'm ashamed of what she did and believe the ban was completely justified.

Vivi

I just want her back, and don't think it was justified

MadassAlex

I also miss Vorpy. She made me laff.

Counterclock

I think the Ban was justified, I even sent a pm to her after her ban asking why she got banned

She hasn't replied yet.

Forzare

Vorpy was one of my favorite posters, but I still think the ban was completely justified, and I would have done the same thing in the mods' place.

MadassAlex

Justified, certainly.

Still regrettable, though. I wish she never posted CP. She was a troll's troll, you know?