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"I want the apocalypse to happen! I'd be so badass!"

IcalasariIcalasari
edited 2011-09-07 22:03:32 in General
No rainbow star
People who spend all their time on the internet or playing video games yet say this are morons. More so if they need meds Yeah, let's see you be a bad ass when you are unfit and would probably piss your pants as soon as somebody mugs you for your post apocalyptic supplies

Comments

  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    David Brin?
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss

    "More so if they need meds"

    Off-topic, but I am really wary of those things.

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Most people who say they can't wait for a post-apocalypstic world don't seem to understand that it would involve most of humanity dying.

    Chances of survival aren't high anyway.
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    At first, I thought you were talking about the Rapture.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^^ Who?

    ^^^ Not sure what you're saying

    ^ Nope
  • NoimportaNoimporta
    People actually say this? I mean, real people?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I think the answer is more like, "Real people say this. But they do it in a non-serious manner"
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    I remember watching a TV documentary about what would happen to the world if the human race suddenly disappeared (e.g. how long it would take for buildings to collapse and nature to take back the cities) and thinking that it looked sort of cool, mostly because they made Manhattan returned to forest look really attractive. That was an unexplained apocalypse though - they didn't go into all the horrific detail that would actually be involved.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ Mostly kids in juniour high. Still annoys me though
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    But Ica! Don't you realize that all the people who say this are actually decently trained farmers who realize they have they have to start rationing food?

    Obviously.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ And decently trained fighters/shooters/etc who can fend off roving packs of hippies Homestuck fans 4channers idiots who try to attack
  • RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
    Or Objectivists that think they can instantly be good farmers and still have plenty of time to invent physics-defying machines.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    There was a guy on TV Tropes who used to say this all the time. I forget his username, he had an Ichigo avatar.
  • EvergreenEvergreen
    I know I'd probably die quite promptly in such a situation. It's fun to set fiction in, but I, as my exact real self, am never in it because I'd be the most pathetic post-apocalyptic character ever.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    It's more like "I want the apocalypse to happen! I'd be so bad ass! I'd shoot zombies left and right with my shotgun!"

    Which is what is going through most people's heads when they say something like this.
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.





  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    TL;DR
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Oh, come on. It's a comic. The wordcount probably doesn't break 100.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    I can't zoom out on the mobile site and it's bigger than my Ipod's screen.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    But Ica! Mad Max was one of my favorites movies! The apocalypse will totally have Thunderdome in it, right?
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^Okay, now that's a good reason.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    That comic is unrealistic.

    The chick is too hot.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Actually the comic reminds me of the movie Dead Snow where a horror movie nerd gets his ass torn apart because he thinks he's dealing with Romero zombies rather than soulless re-animated nazis looking for their gold.
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass

    There's a trope about people like that... (is shot).


    Also, re-reading the thread title, I realise that there's no spelling mistake, since the consensus seems to be that if you're hoping for the apocalypse you are (a) an ass and would (b) be pretty bad at coping with it.

  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Ahhh, Scythemantis still writes like a boss. 
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    So, that was Scythemantis, eh?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^^Smartass/Smart ass (choose most correct)
  • TheMightyAnonymTheMightyAnonym
    ~♥YES♥~! I *AM* a ~♥cupcake♥~! ^_^
    I want the apocalypse to happen, but mostly because I would find it both awesome and amusing. Mostly amusing though.

    Don't look at me like that.
  • BobBob
    I can't look at you like that hard enough.
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