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Jonah Falcon

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  • BobBob
    Two entendres actually, three if you look really hard! :D
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Yet I cannot pluck them out D:
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-06 02:41:46
    Just keep going at it, I'm sure you can stroke something out if you try hard enough. Don't force it, just ease into it. Take it slow at first, then speed it up when you're ready. I'm sure you'll be onto something in no time! :D
  • LegionnaireLegionnaire
    DICKS

    DICKS EVERYWHERE
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Are you sure I can't just ram into it head on?
  • BobBob
    You could, but I wouldn't recommend. You wouldn't want to strain a muscle or break anything in two. I mean, different strokes for different folks, but it's still best to take it slow and savour the feeling. You see, it's like drinking a cup of coffee. Sure, you could gulp it all down at once, but it feels best when you savour it, experience the feeling of hot liquid against your tongue as it probes the container's interior, feeling it's juices slide down your throat, embracing it's warmth.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...I can't top that. I'm sorry, but I can't. I cannot penetrate such a strong, resilient paragraph that is so well protected
  • BobBob
    I guess you'll just have to accept your place on the bottom, then. You'll just have to suck it up, bite your tongue and take it like a man. I suggest you learn to appreciate submission, as I assure you, this is only the beginning.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    You may just be beating a dead horse Bob...
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-06 03:10:24
    No rainbow star
    ^^ Sounds like you're going to probe me for all I've got, and drag secrets from where the sun don't shine
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I think you may be beating something yourself Clocky.
  • BobBob
    Indeed. I'm going to give it all I've got and milk you for everything you're worth. I know you thought you could dominate me, but now the tables are turned and I'm going to suck you dry.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ Sounds like you're going to pound me hard
  • BobBob
    That'll just be the start of it. I'm going to whip out my biggest weapon of all and make you beg for mercy.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    So you'll be unsheathing your mighty sword? D:
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    You know, I thought I could come at this gently, but it seems I'm gonna have to be rough if I'm wanna get through your thick skin.

    This whole thread is rubbing me the wrong way
  • BobBob
    ^^You bet. I'll be serving up a nice, big, hot serving of pain. You'd just better hope it comes quickly.

    ^Perhaps you could pull out. You know, stop forcing yourself into this thread like you've been doing for some time now.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-06 03:22:28
    No rainbow star
    ^^ So plan to help us erect a monumental post in this thread?
  • BobBob
    ^If she's in the mood, that is.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I couldn't help but gaze at it, this thread was throbbing before I even touched it, It's length was what kept me coming back to it,

    I suppose I could just leave, but I enjoy the feeling of being on top of a thread like this.
  • BobBob
    It's size is certainly amazing, and it just keeps growing and growing.

    Of course, you can't really stay on top of a thread like this. Your best hope is just climbing inside of it and holding on as long as you can.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    I feel as if I'm a little short. A little lacking, if you will, to contribute to this thread. As if my attempts couldn't even be felt
  • BobBob
    Don't fret, Icala, it just comes at different times for different people. I'll admit, the topic at hand is a little hard to hold onto, but that just means that you have to squeeze a little harder.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I'll just say that I'm a little scared and intimdated by the thread's length. I'm probably too tight for it...
  • BobBob
    Don't worry, we'll help loosen you up.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Bob. Are you sure it won't become too much for me to swallow? This thread seems to be prodding me in a way that's exciting, but I still have my doubts as to whether or not I could handle it after too long.




  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-09-06 03:33:25
    No rainbow star
    ^^^ You're just tight because you're nervous. Relax and you'll fit right in
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Well...this is the first time I've ever done this...I just hope it doesn't hurt.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-06 03:36:09
    ^^^If it makes you feel better, you don't have to take it all at once. If it's just to hot to handle, try taking it in spurts.

    ^It won't hurt too much, but you may feel a little prick.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Hmmm, It may work if I ease it in a bit at a time, but it's hard to fully relax myself against something this huge.
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