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Out of character drama in tabletop RPGs
So every Thursday I go to a Vampire: The Masquerade game. Some of you may know I enjoy this game enough to take my namesake from it. Here's our current cast.
Brom: Clan Gangrel (beastial vampire) librarian and biker. Has recently gotten special privileges to hunt other vampires
Lissbeth: Clan Malkavian (insane vampires) singer and hacker. Has been acting crazy the entire time and is the DM's girlfriend. Surprisingly, she's not the problem.
Sano: Clan Brujah (angry badass vampires) Yakuza member. Badass fighter and deputy of the city.
Jackall: Clan Ravnos (Gypsy vampires) Con man and thief. Good at getting himself in deep shit.
Leon: Played by me, Clan Assamite (Middle Eastern ninja vampires) parkour master and socialite. Current sheriff of the city.
Victor: Clan True Brujah (overpowered timetraveling vampires) Owner of the city casino, later got hold of a library full of magical tomes, and a badass magic sword.
So that library that Victor got? The GM gave it to him with the intent of him sharing its secrets with all of us. First thing he does? DENIES ALL OTHER PLAYERS ACCESS TO THE LIBRARY. He's also a territorial bitch about everything he has, such as not letting the othersfeed at his casinos, and reminding us how much of a better and more badass vampire he is. When we're not playing he's made quite a few moments to explain how we weren't 'really playing vampires' which in his book meant that we were just supposed to fuck each other over at all times for little to no reason.
So Brom and Jackall talk amongst themselves and come up with a plan to ransack his library and burn the building. They agree to it and talk to the GM and decide to do it next session. The next session, Victor isn't at the session because he's trying to make the moves on another guy's girls because he's a class act like that. They go through with the plan and Sheriff Leon has to investigate. When Victor texts the GM asking how it went and Victor learns what happened to his library he throws a shitfit. He starts going on about how we 'fucked with the wrong person' and other nonsense. He also harasses everyone except me (because he doesn't have my cell) about whether or not we did it. There's a big show of texts and I'm really not looking forward to the next game.
Jesus Christ, you ass. You asked us to start fucking people over. Don't be surprised if we do it to the one who has all the best toys.
Brom: Clan Gangrel (beastial vampire) librarian and biker. Has recently gotten special privileges to hunt other vampires
Lissbeth: Clan Malkavian (insane vampires) singer and hacker. Has been acting crazy the entire time and is the DM's girlfriend. Surprisingly, she's not the problem.
Sano: Clan Brujah (angry badass vampires) Yakuza member. Badass fighter and deputy of the city.
Jackall: Clan Ravnos (Gypsy vampires) Con man and thief. Good at getting himself in deep shit.
Leon: Played by me, Clan Assamite (Middle Eastern ninja vampires) parkour master and socialite. Current sheriff of the city.
Victor: Clan True Brujah (overpowered timetraveling vampires) Owner of the city casino, later got hold of a library full of magical tomes, and a badass magic sword.
So that library that Victor got? The GM gave it to him with the intent of him sharing its secrets with all of us. First thing he does? DENIES ALL OTHER PLAYERS ACCESS TO THE LIBRARY. He's also a territorial bitch about everything he has, such as not letting the othersfeed at his casinos, and reminding us how much of a better and more badass vampire he is. When we're not playing he's made quite a few moments to explain how we weren't 'really playing vampires' which in his book meant that we were just supposed to fuck each other over at all times for little to no reason.
So Brom and Jackall talk amongst themselves and come up with a plan to ransack his library and burn the building. They agree to it and talk to the GM and decide to do it next session. The next session, Victor isn't at the session because he's trying to make the moves on another guy's girls because he's a class act like that. They go through with the plan and Sheriff Leon has to investigate. When Victor texts the GM asking how it went and Victor learns what happened to his library he throws a shitfit. He starts going on about how we 'fucked with the wrong person' and other nonsense. He also harasses everyone except me (because he doesn't have my cell) about whether or not we did it. There's a big show of texts and I'm really not looking forward to the next game.
Jesus Christ, you ass. You asked us to start fucking people over. Don't be surprised if we do it to the one who has all the best toys.
Comments
But then I was all xD
Seriously, sounds like you're in for hilarious shitfits for a while. You showed a munchkin dickhead the smell of his own ass and now he's upset. Sounds like the perfect result to me.
Would have expected juicier drama. Gonna start with a tabletop session campaign myself, and two of the prospective players recently broke up. DM's already decided to set them up against each other in-game as much as possible. Already can't wait.
This is hilarious. "You burned down my imaginary library with imaginary fire and destroyed my imaginary magic books! Now feel my wrath as I break into your imaginary house and stab you to death with my imaginary knife, possibly before breaking all your imaginary pencils! ALL 33 OF THEM!"
Because some men just want to watch the world burn...
As much as he deserved this, I just don't fancy his little bitchfit next Thursday, though I will keep y'all posted.
by which I mean...
^...slap me? Why?