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My mother's unique brand of crazy

BobBob
edited 2011-09-01 03:26:17 in Meatspace
It just bugs me that apparently, having a female roommate and being a lesbian makes you an indiscriminate whore, smoking pot every other weekend makes you a desperate junkie crackhead trying to get a fix anyway you can, having depression makes you a serial killer in the making who'd be better off either dead or in a straitjacket, that people who are "bipolar shouldn't be allowed to own computers", and wanting to console your little sister when she's having a rough time means you're corrupting children.

Love you, mommy. ~<3
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  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I kinda know that feel, sis, but not to that extent. It's difficult not to take it to heart, sometimes.
  • BobBob
    Indeed. I still can't get over the fact that she's trying to keep me from my own sister, when she's obviously getting shit both at school and at home and doesn't even have anyone else she can talk about it with. It may be a stretch, but I'm pretty sure that counts as abuse in some form.
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I'm familiar with that story. Your sister probably needs you more than anything else, if my experience is right.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    having a female roommate

    Oh, so you finally started college?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-09-01 07:40:07
    Belief
    @OP. That trait might run in the family y'know.

    I'd be careful if I were you.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Damn, that's pretty messed up.  Is there any one in your family you get along with besides your younger sister?
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Do all those descriptions (sans unfair conclusions) really apply to you? I didn't know you were gay.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I knew Fur Elise  Bobveteran was gay the moment I first read the forums and looked at her avatars.


  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    You can tell someone is gay by their avatars?

    Am I gay?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    No, you are bisexual.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Is Juancarlos gay?
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    Guess my sexuality Vorpy! :D
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Am I gay? Sometimes my Rainbow Dash Chrome theme makes me wonder.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-09-01 11:55:50
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Juan carlos is straight.

    Icalasari is gay.

    Gelzo is straight.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ^ I'm bi leaning towards straight. You disappoint me :(
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Am I gay? Sometimes my Rainbow Dash Chrome theme makes me wonder.

    With all the My Little Pony avs you have I'd say you're a happy.
  • BobBob
    Juan: I started college a while ago.

    sama: My uncle, my grandma, a few cousins... that's about it.

    Gelz: Yep.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I thought you were pan, Bob

    Juan: I started college a while ago.

    What are you majoring in?
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-09-01 13:13:04
    Something so impossibly embarrassing that it's obvious I just majored in it to piss off my mother.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...business major?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^
    American history?
    Golf Course management?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Sociology?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Anything relating to South America Ever?
    :D
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh, you wanna play?

    Let's play

    European history.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Well it's not fair I'll run out of 'Important things about South America' before you run out of 'Important things about Europe'. ;)
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    So I take it that your mom isn't too crazy about your friends either.  Being Asian myself, I can vaguely get an idea on why you don't get along with your mother.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Well it's not fair I'll run out of 'Important things about South America' before you run out of 'Important things about Europe'. ;)

    But I just ran out of "Important things about Europe"

    :D
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Is it some mandatory rule that 20% of the people on IJBM have crazy parents? What is this?

  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    I have saner parents than almost everyone I know.

    "Gelz: Yep."

    Is that a "Yep, you're gay, Gelz." or a "Yep, I'm gay, Gelz."?

    Is it both?

    omigod maybe we could get gay married
  • captainbrasscaptainbrass
    It is mandatory that 50% of people on the internet have crazy parents. Unless they are parents, in which case they must have crazy kids.
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