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The Umbrella Corporation is hiring.

NovaNova
edited 2011-08-31 21:02:12 in General
If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
Should I go for a job?

Comments

  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    No, just because of that SCARY BABY.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I hear they include health care to their employees. I'd go for it. Hell, I'm thinking of applying. Can I use you as a reference, Cygan?
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Sure, go ahead.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    @Cygan: I will go out and say it.

    Yer being hired by the best people in the business, alright.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Wait, what, for reals?


  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    OH.

    NOW I GET THE JOKE.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    (Leave the page open for a while and keep watching it.)
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I just googled "umbrella corporation" and got th ejoke.

    What happens if you leave it open?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Gee, I wonder what "INSERTED EVIL" is an acronym for.
  • NoimportaNoimporta

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    What happens if you leave it open?

    The page kind of glitches, then words start moving around a screen, and it eventually redirects you to this page.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    So, this isn't a real thing then...
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    No.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    ((Wonderful posts
    This is the space for two-bit cleverness.))
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    More correctly, as it's an ARG, it would go in media or webspace.

    But that would spoil the surprise, wouldn't it?
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Many people before you have thought to not categorize as a WP so as not to give away any surprises, but that still doesn't mean that it isn't a WP, It just means people aren't following the rules.


  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    it's an ARG

    It's not serious, i.e. I'm not going for a job there, but it's not a shitpost either.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    That depends on how do you define a shitpost.

    But let's face it, the categories have always been a flexible dealie.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    And yet, for whatever reason, that blurb about what belongs in the Wonderpost category has no mention to the word "shitpost"

    Just "two-bit cleverness"

    I will say, that was a clever blurb there at the OP too.

    I just don't think it warrants getting special exception to the rule is all.
  • RocketDudeRocketDude
    Poot dispenser here
    Counterclock, you need to read up on the Potato Fool's Day ARG.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Take a look at the Wikipedia article on ARG's.

    Beyond that, though, PM a mod if you think it needs to be moved and stop derailing the thread.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    But aren't you...?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-08-31 22:35:22
    You can change. You can.
    Yes, she is. 

    But she can't intervene in this case as she'd be biased.
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