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edited 2011-08-31 00:27:26 in IJBM meta
Pony Sleuth
BITCHES GETTING PROFILED

AGE: 20

SEX: MALE

LOCATION: SEATTLE

GO GO GO
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  • One foot in front of the other, every day.
    AGE: 21

    SEX: MALE

    LOCATION: MELBOURNE

    CLASS: PALADIN
  • edited 2011-08-31 00:30:56
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    AGE: 24

    SEX: MALE

    LOCATION: METROPOLIS

    CLAN: MALKAVIAN

    PANTS: ?

    NATURE: PENITENT

    DEMEANOR: JESTER
  • edited 2011-08-31 00:30:34
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    AGE: 17

    SEX: MALE

    LOCATION: CONNECTICUT, USA

    CLASS: BARD

    ALIGNMENT: NEUTRAL GOOD
  • edited 2011-08-31 00:31:50
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    AGE:19

    SEX:NOT YET MALE

    LOCATION: RIGHT HERE ATLANTA OR BIRMINGHAM, DEPENDING ON WHEN

    SPECIES: HUMAN, PROBABLY

    CLASS: ROGUE

    STATUS: TIRED
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    no u
  • You can change. You can.
    AGE: AS OLD AS THE OLDEST STAR

    SEX: NOT YET. GIVE IT A FEW WEEKS

    LOCATION: END OF THE UNIVERSE

    SPECIES: EVERY TRUTH. EVERY LIE

    STATUS: IMMORTAL. TIRED. HALF OF BODY IS DEAD
  • edited 2011-08-31 16:18:30
    No rainbow star
    Name: Eric
    Age: 19
    Birthdate: October 29th
    Sex: Male
    Location: Alberta, Canada
    Life: None to speak of
    Intelligence: Apparently low if I gave my full damn name and city
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    AGE: 20

    SEX: Relatively speaking, a girl who likes boys who likes girls who loves girls like they are boys who does boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys

    LOCATION: Inveraray, Argyll (Montana)

    SPECIES: Legendary Creature - Shark Horror

    CLASS: Of 2009 MUSE

    RELIGION: Ex-Christian Solipsismist

    STATUS: Operational

    EMOTIONAL STATUS: Unhappy

    VAGINAL FLAVOR: Sweet Peach

    BLOOD TYPE: O

    ALCOHOL LEVELS: 0.1

    MEME STATUS: Fetch

    CANCER LEVELS: None

    RAPE STATUS: 2

    KILL COUNT: 1

    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single

    SANITY: 17ish

    STR : 8
    CON : 18
    DEX : 18
    INT : 9
    WIS : 16
    CHA : 17

    HP: 300

    MP: 68

    ANSWER TO LIFE: 42
  • You can change. You can.
    ANSWER TO LIFE: 42

    not how it works
  • AGE: 20

    SEX: YES MALE

    LOCATION: THE BEAR FLAG REPUBLIC

    CLASS: THIEF

    ALIGNMENT: CHAOTIC NEUTRAL

    RELIGION: CHURCH OF GUNDAM

    OCCUPATION: STUDENT OF THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!

    LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!


  • Age: 22


    Sex: Bro


    Location: That town the Pilgrim Fathers used to live in, Netherlands


    Class: Upper-middle


    Religion: Pretend-jew


    Occupation: Treasurer, mentor, chief of all things deep-and-fried, lab rat(the only thing that pays anything)


    Relationship status: Bwahahaha


    Living situation: Apartment, two flatmates


    Study: Research of Art & Literature


    Weapons of choice: Flatulence, incessant punning


    Life: Content

  • AGE: OLD ENOUGH TO LOOK AT PORN (LEGALLY), NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK (LEGALLY)

    SEX: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURL

    LOCATION: IN A CHAIR, IN FRONT OF A DESK, IN A ROOM, IN A HOUSE, SOMEWHERE IN NORCAL, AMERICA, EARTH, MILKY WAY GALAXY

    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SINGLE

    OCCUPATION: STUDENT, ASPIRING PIRINJA

    RELIGION: PARAPHILITHEISM

    LOLITICAL AFFILIATION: RELULZICAN

    OFFICIAL CURRENCY: GUMMY WORMS

    SPECIES: ANDROID WEREPYRE

    CLASS: BATTLEMAGE

    HP: 265

    MP: 215

    GUILD: PRÆDICTAS FATALES LUNAE

    TYPES: GRASS, FIRE

    ABILITIES: BLAZE, RECKLESS

    EXP. AT LV. 100: 1059860

    WORLD: LAND OF SHADE AND FROGS

    BLOOD TYPE: A+

    MOOD: CONTENTEDLY INDIFFERENT

    FLOWER: PEONY, HIBISCUS

    COLOUR: CHARTREUSE

    PANTS: M.I.A.

    GLASSES OR CONTACT LENSES: N/A

    GENRE: CLASSIC INDIE GLAM C-POP ROCK TECHNO LATIN ACID JAZZ PUNK DEATH METAL REGGAETON GRUNGE FUSION

    TRACKS: 19

    ALBUMS SOLD: -3

    LABEL: RAINBOW-TITTIED UNICORN RECORDS
  • Kichigai birthday!!
    *writes excitedly in notebook*

    A new age of stalking is coming!
  • Clean your room little Billy

    Age: 23


    Sex: XY


    Location: Queensland, Australia. Dedicated stalkers can guess the city themselves.


    Class: Petty bourgeois.


    Alignment: Perpendicular to the ground 2/3rds of the time, parallel the remainder.


    Religion: Hail Cthulhu everyday!


    BAC: 0.02.


    Political affiliation: The Quasi-Liberal Non-Violent Paramilitary League for Viking and Spider Rights. Membership: 1/3.


    Occupation: Book herder, semi-student, imprisoner of machine parts.

  • AGE: 21
    SEX: MALE
    LOCATION: Near a river in Washington state.
    RELIGION: None
    CLASS: Wizard
    ALIGNMENT:Drifting from Neutral good to Chaotic good 
    OCCUPATION: Student/gamer.

  • You can change. You can.
    GENRE: CLASSIC INDIE GLAM C-POP ROCK TECHNO LATIN ACID JAZZ PUNK DEATH METAL REGGAETON GRUNGE FUSION

    > Reggaeton

    Can't be friends anymore like that.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    AGE:24 in 3 days
    SEX: Male
    LOCATION: Cambridgeshire
    ORIGIN: Birmingham
    RELATIONSHIP: In one.
    WHIMSICAL EXTRA CATEGORY: Whimsy.

  • ... Dayum Ian, you young!

    XD

    I don't know why I think you're old, like aroun 36.
  • I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    It's 'cos I give off an air of maturity and wisdom right?
    :D
  • Probably just the Paedofinder Avatar that makes me think you're the same age as him XD
  • edited 2011-08-31 13:22:42
    Has friends besides tanks now
    AGE:17

    BIRTHDAY: September 9

    SEX: Male

    LOCATION: Maine, United States of America

    SPECIES: Human

    EDUCATION: High School Senior

    JOB: Lifeguard

    CLASS: Wizard

    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single

    LIFE: Satisfactory
  • AGE: 36


    GENDER: Male


    SEX: Yes, please (Dohohoho! The wacky originality!)


    LOCATION: Croydon, South London, UK


    OCCUPATION: Civil Servant


    EDUCATION: Over-educated


    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single


    CLASS: Middle

  • edited 2011-08-31 12:30:47
    AGE: 23
    SEX: Man
    LOCATION: Zulia, Lil' Venice
    OCCUPATION: Stormtroper
    CLASS: Miss Scarano's
    EDUCATION: Crap, exams coming.
    JOB: Useless
  • Glaives are better.
    AGE: 19
    GENDER: MALE
    SEXUAL ORIENTATION: NON-EUCLIDEAN
    RELATIONSHIP STATUS: PETRARCHIAN
    RACE: HUMANOID
    ETHNICITY: SCOTTISH 
    LOCATION: OHIO
    ALIGNMENT: NEUTRAL
    OCCUPATION: STUDENT
    CLASS: WIZARD
    STATUS: STUNNED
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    AGE: 19

    SEX: Male

    LOCATION: Chicago, Illinois, United States

    RELIGION: Cult of the God-Emperor

    ALIGNMENT: Lawful Neutral

    CHAPTER: Crimson Fists

    RANK: Tactical Marine Sargent, 2nd Company.

    THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Ask not "why kill the alien", ask "why not?"
  • a little muffled
    AGE; 18
    SEX: I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A PENIS
    LOCATION: TORONTO
    SPECIES: ROBOT, APPARENTLY
  • Everest's birthday is a day away from mine.

    Good thing we weren't born a few days later.
  • $80+ per session
    Name: Vivi

    Male 50%

    Female :50%

    Type: and

    Abilities:
    Trap: Gender is kept hidden from opponents, but gender effects in battle still apply.
    Malleable: Stats increase depending on if Physical or Special attacks are used, respectively.

    The Purple Pokemon

    Height: 5'10"
    Weight: 130 lbs.

    Capture Rate: 75

    Base Egg Steps: 5,120

    Exp at lvl 100: 1,000,000

    Base Happiness: 50

    Effort Value(s) Earned: 2 Speed Points

    Egg Groups: Grass and Fairy

    How to Evolve: Level up with high friendship




  • edited 2011-08-31 16:35:48
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    gender: male
    level: 10
    last known class: magician
    level of last known class: 9
    last known location: Tranquil Hill

    age: 14
    gender: female
    occupation: transporter
    affiliation: Giro Express
    preferred forms: Hx and Lx

    age: who gives a shit?
    gender: ZZ
    occupation: Chief Enforcer
    story role: The Dragon
    species: not a dragon, more like a pterodactyl
    killcount: statistics
    nemesis: some blond-haired chick who keeps killing me.  must be because I killer her mom and ate her.  was tasty but could have used more ketchup.

    age: a while
    gender: It doesn't matter; I look ugly as sin.  Well, I am sin, but that's apart from the point.  Now, my boss, he's much more charismatic than I am; he gets the ladies much more easily.
    desire in unlife: cheeseburger
    dining room: very large
    table and chairs: ruined by Alucard

    age: 16
    gender: female
    hair color: turquoise
    eye color: purple
    occupation: Meteor Sweeper and part-time waitress
    location: Shimoji Island Base

    age: 70
    gender: male
    unique skill: Lore
    definitely not: a fuddy duddy

    age: 16
    gender: female
    rank: B
    callsign: Stars 4

    age: improperly aged
    gender: unable to engender
    location: In Transylvania because I just crossed Sylvania, make that Transtransylvania because I actually double-crossed them.
    national debt: Nothing that Mrs. Teasdale can't pay.  Where's my secretary!  Take a note!  Uh, to my debtors.  "Dear debtors, Enclosed find check for twenty million dollars, yours very truly."  Send that off immediately.

  • edited 2011-08-31 16:43:06
    Pikachu Pika! PICHU KACHU PIKA!
    Pikachu: Pika
    Pikaka: Kachupika
    Kapichu: Chuchu Kapika
    Pika: Kachuchu achu
    Chuka: Pikachuka!
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