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I accidentally wore white in the pouring rain with no bra.

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-08-26 20:49:29 in Wonderful posts
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
This is because I have a white t-shirt on and I went out to look at my chickens whilst it was raining.

Comments

  • Wicked223Wicked223
    We Played Some Open Chords and Rejoiced, For the Earth Had Circled the Sun Yet Another Year
    >no bra

    wait what
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Well being a man I traditionally don't wear bras.

  • BobBob
    Obviously Ian is a small-breasted lesbian trying to pass herself off as a dude.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    ^ -ahem-
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Clearly, as we are girl pals lets compare our naked bodies, you send pics first?

    I wouldn't be lesbian if I were gender bent, I'd still be bi either way.
  • BobBob
    ^^-hands DonZabu a throat lozenge-

    ^You're bi?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Yes.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    -puts the lozenge onto the table, cuts it up into a fine powder, and snorts it-

    Wait, I'm not doing this right, am I?
  • BobBob
    -smacks Don-

    You idiot, that's not how you do it! D:<

    -takes the lozenge powder, stuffs it in some rolling paper, rolls it up, lights it, hands it back to Don-

    There! Jeez, it's like I have to do everything for you!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    The best way is to mainline it.

    *offers syringe*
  • All NinesAll Nines
    Has friends besides tanks now
    At least offer them the clean syringe, Ian. I see the remnants of your last weed hit.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-26 21:15:13
    Ohhh, that makes sense. Make your throat feel better by hitting it with noxious smoke.

    Well, bottoms up.

    -smokes, coughs, then smokes some more-
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    >At least offer them the clean syringe, Ian. I see the remnants of your last weed hit.

    Not sure if ill informed about drugs or serious...
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Assume serious.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-08-26 21:20:57
    Has friends besides tanks now
    I'm joking, don't worry. We were on the topic on taking throat lozenges like drugs, so I slightly shifted things for my joke, since I couldn't think of something else as wacky as a throat lozenge, and really, taking throat lozenges intravenously makes about as much sense as taking weed intravenously.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Ten times more addictive than marijuana.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Please Bob. Every male on this forum is really a small breasted girl.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Throat lozenges sound like slightly bulged rhombuses for some reason.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-08-26 21:18:34
    ^^ Come now. I'm sure some of these gentlemen's breasts are even bigger than yours.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    @Vivi: wasn't there a thread about 2 Lesbians saving 40 kids? I bet that's when it happened.
  • BobBob
    You know that just because they have large, protruding mounds of fat hanging from their chests, that doesn't make them female, right Vivi?
  • ViviVivi
    edited 2011-08-26 21:22:39
    $80+ per session
    ^^^Hey! My breasts are of...reasonable size >->
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    lol, manboobs
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    DAT NOISE

    FUCK IT
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    >Ian is bisexual
    >all bisexuals are gay
    >all gays are pedophiles
    >the Paedofinder General is a lie
    >my life is a lie
    >oh shit repressed memories of being molested

    Oh shiiiiiiiiiit.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
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    >thinks about something else
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    No rainbow star
    ...Pics or it didn't happen...?
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