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Topless Robot: Fan Fiction Friday (NSFW)

IanExMachinaIanExMachina
edited 2011-08-26 16:32:43 in IJAM
I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
Link.

Basically every friday the Topless Website guy goes through a terrible piece of fan fiction in a humourous liveblogging manner.
The FFs used are really really bad in content, use of English language or sometimes both.


Comments

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I am aware of them It's how The Pokemon Story was unleashed to the general Internet public.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Also the Draco/Lucius FF which had a lot of blood, anal, scat, etc.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    The one with the trepanning?
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Yes.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    Eh I think the ones that appear so shocking are just kind of silly to me, it just doesn't conjure up a sense of anything but amusement at the guy's blogging comments.

    I have to say I prefer the ones with terrible English, bad English always makes me laugh.
  • BobBob
    A shipfic with trepanning?

    I... I don't know why, but I must see that...

    Also, I'm assuming it isn't normal to want to write a FF and have it featured here / there?
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Well there is a regular poster on there but he writes fics specifically to be outrageous.

    However that misses the point, as the fics features are meant to be non crack fics that are just 'bad' in content or otherwise.
  • All NinesAll Nines
    edited 2011-08-26 20:51:44
    Has friends besides tanks now
    What's trepanning? /don't want to bother Googling on an iPhone
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-08-26 20:52:38
    Boring or scraping a hole into someone's skull, IIRC. It's some sort of surgical procedure or something.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Drilling into the skull to relieve pressure, a medieval medicine.

    As you can imagine for FFs the hole could be used for 'skullfucking'.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    The worst one was the one where Brock takes Ash out into the woods, rapes him, then lets his Onix rape him, then rapes him again, and this is all just in the first chapter. It was more horrifying than even the Pokemon story.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    They have a rifftrax of that O_o
  • BobBob
    It was more horrifying than even the Pokemon story.

    Until a link and some form of brain bleach is provided, I'm calling bullshit.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2011-08-26 23:59:38
    No, he's right.  It was worse.

    I'm rather enjoying the riffing of "Green Arrow and Green Lantern Eat Fried Chicken" though.  It's a nice break from the usual sort of mind-bending horror, just innocent (well, relatively) stupid instead.
  • BobBob
    Until a link and some form of brain bleach is provided, I'm calling bullshit.

    Now stop being useless and find me a link! >:[
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    ^
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    "Pokemon Story was the goatse of fanfiction" / "Pokegirls is horrifyingly disgusting"

    I have never read either of these, and want to know where all of this disgust comes from please. I demand for people to link me to this shit. It's probably not as bad as people say it is.

    It was like with the Sonichu thing. I thought it was an ass-rending japanazi series about retards ruling the world with depraved sex and sign language, enslaving virgin women and having sex with animals, BUT NO. It's just a very very very bad fanseries with a very forgettable plot and shitty characters.

    I know now what I must live blog. I must venture into the world of either of these two fanfics/projects and LET YOU KNOW, LET EVERYONE KNOW, that the overbile of these certain things portrays the series as BETTER than what they actually are.

    CHARGE ME DOCTOR     LINK ME, IJBM
  • BobBob

    lolhere.

    As for Pokegirls, never read it, can't find a link. Soooooooorry.
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