If you have an email ending in @hotmail.com, @live.com or @outlook.com (or any other Microsoft-related domain), please consider changing it to another email provider; Microsoft decided to instantly block the server's IP, so emails can't be sent to these addresses.
If you use an @yahoo.com email or any related Yahoo services, they have blocked us also due to "user complaints"
-UE
Random story ideas that are Awesome but Impractical
Person A has collapsed and is starving to death. Person B finds food, but Person A is so weak they can't chew anything themselves. The only way for Person A to live is if Person B chews the food and passes it from their mouth to Person A's.
BUT
The only food around is meat, and Person B is a hardcore vegan! There are no other ways to tenderize the meat. What does Person B do?
Comments
Juan:Cocaine mam, solves all your problems.
"But my baby is still on fire."
Juan: ~looks at the baby~ Hmmm....
SNORT ASHES