Rule 34 and my brain trolling itself with it

Icalasari · 2011-08-20 16:59:43

It just seems like an impossibility (at least in the commonly typed form - I know one way involves only stuff that is somewhat known) "If it exists there is porn of it" Fine. Is there porn of my pants? That particular definition just seems way too broad and oh dear lord I need fucking brain bleach my thoughts drifted to family right as I was typing this thread and FUCK YOU BRAIN NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! Excuse me, I need to look at ED's wall of pain until my brain cries for forgiveness

inkblot · 2011-08-20 17:18:46

Manually.

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-20 20:31:51

What makes you so sure your pants exist?

Bee · 2011-08-20 20:35:17

And the answer is solipsism.

There's probably porn of that too though.

Icalasari · 2011-08-20 20:35:35

^^ The fact that I'm wearing them

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-08-20 20:37:29

Are you sure?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-20 20:37:30

Icalasari, there is no porn of your pants?

Excuse me, I need to fix this.

Icalasari · 2011-08-20 20:43:24

^ You'll need a picture of my pants for that

Bee · 2011-08-20 20:45:30

That's not gonna stop shit. They made 34 of the Unova starters before they had pictures too.

Icalasari · 2011-08-20 20:55:52

^ That's impressive

Gelzo · 2011-08-21 02:40:20

Icalasari's Pants: "Oh, Icalasari... You feel so good inside me!"

There, now there's written porn of your pants on the internet.

Nyktos · 2011-08-21 03:07:13

A discussion of this sort of thing let to Pirka and I coming up with the lamest speculative fiction short story ever. (It involved an author discovering rule 34 of a story he hadn't written yet.)

MadassAlex · 2011-08-21 03:12:35

What makes you so sure your pants exist?

You think that's air you're breathing?

Counterclock · 2011-08-21 03:45:37

There exists Rule 34 of MadassAlex and Juan.

I know cause I wrote it.

MillerCross · 2011-08-21 04:46:54

There's also porn of Clocky and Vorpy

:3c

Counterclock · 2011-08-21 04:48:52

Juan's trolling, there isn't actually. ^_^

MillerCross · 2011-08-21 04:50:03

Oh, honey, give it time.

[ASSUMING CONTROL]

Okay, I won't make Rule 34 of Vorpy and myself.

ninjaclown · 2011-08-21 04:50:07

Thank God.

MillerCross · 2011-08-21 04:51:54

why did you say myself

also, i wasn't speaking about me, you paranoid prude.

ninjaclown · 2011-08-21 04:52:21

YOU WERE IMPLYING IT, JUAN. YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

MillerCross · 2011-08-21 04:55:36

Dude, I'm the Jedi, not you.

Counterclock · 2011-08-21 04:55:47

See, told you there wasn't, even Ninja doesn't want to read smut like that.

ninjaclown · 2011-08-21 04:57:53

That's it, Lightsaber duel at dawn, I demand satisfaction!

MillerCross · 2011-08-21 05:01:28

If I win, I get your lightsaber.

Also, it'll have to be tomorrow. I'm asleep now

Counterclock · 2011-08-21 05:01:58

Lightsaber Duel. that's an awesome Euphemism for....

Well you know what I mean

MillerCross · 2011-08-21 05:04:46

That's an awesome euphemisim for dudes killing each other with lasers, yeah.

Vivi · 2011-08-21 05:05:54

Dick slapping turns me on more than it should.

NO ORIFICE

Counterclock · 2011-08-21 05:12:55

@Vivi: Breasts aren't an orifice you know

@Juan_Carlos... Suuuuure, you go ahead and call it that.

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