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The endings of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both film adaptations)

RedEyedAbyssRedEyedAbyss
edited 2011-08-20 11:52:29 in Media
Okay, Charlie or Grandpa Joe, you spend an entire trip watching Willy Wonka blithely watch the other kids in mortal peril while making sarcastic remarks all the way, and now you realize he's a dick? Sure, in real life, a lot of people don't really care about others being jerks until it's to them, but still.

Comments

  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Well, yeah, but I trust Johnny Depp.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Johnny Depp can sit on a pin. Gene Wilder was Willy Wonka AND Frankenstein!
  • Scrye2Scrye2
    Electric Boogaloo
    And all the white women.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Johnny Depp never had sex with a sheep.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    But Tim Burton did...?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    and Gene Wilder was never in Burton's Alice in Wonderland.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
  • MoeDantesMoeDantes
    no longer cuddly, but still Edmond
    I haven't seen the Tim Burton adaptation (watching it is against my religion) but in the original the point was that all the other kids had brought it on themselves. It's not like Wonka never warned them or (in the case of Augustus Gloop) tried directly to physically prevent their accident. But they all just insisted on being stupid, and they payed the price.
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    >Invite Children to factory.

    >Show them around the dangerous parts.

    >Get more ingredients for ever-lasting gobstoppers
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    That makes it sound like Willy Wonka solicits children so as to be able to make it that parts of them will be sucked on forever by other children...
  • BeeBee
    Somehow I read this as Charlie Sheen and the Chocolate Factory.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Now that would be a movie that I'd go see.
  • IcalasariIcalasari
    edited 2011-08-20 20:20:51
    No rainbow star
    ^ He'd have biwinning golden tickets
  • BeeBee
    I think he might be kicked out early for melting the chocolate with his fire-breathing fists :|
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Gluttony, Pride, Greed, Wrath...

    Charlie Sheen is the other four kids.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    It would be a meth lab.

    The waterfall would just be urine from reindeer.
    He'd show the everfull syringe.

    As they went on each child would try a drug and OD, although Charlie's Grandpa would have Adrenaline (A la pulp fiction.) so Charlie still makes it to the end.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    One of the things that kills me every time I watch it is how Gene Wilder 'calls for help' the completely uninterested and distracted voice.
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