Bob

Vivi

I'm intimidated by her popularity and sex appeal, while her lack of self esteem is unwarranted.

Gelzo

Sex appeal? I don't remember seeing a picture.

Vorpy

She's asianesque, with small boobs short black hair and slender hips.

Gelzo

asianesque = half-Asian?

Mr_Ant

Bob is what counts as popular around here? Jeez, I'm not even sure I want to be a part of this site anymore.

Vivi

I'm meant on here but, yeah she is pretty cute <3

Gelzo

I don't get how forum posts can make you sexy.

Vorpy

Narratophilia

Bob

I'm with ant on this one. I count as popular? O_O

Mr_Ant

Why, of course you're popular. Why else would anyone be so "jealous" of you?

Bob

Didn't you say something about going to bed, dear?

Vivi

<.<

Bob

Don't mind her, she's just flustered, what with the whole "violent lesbian fantasy" thing. ^_^

Mr_Ant

wait what

Bob

Don't deny it, you want me, and truth be told, I want you too. The though of your naked body pressed against mine, our lips coming together as I explore every inch of your body, from your firm, supple breasts to your smooth thighs. We can't keep kidding ourselves, we were made for each other. <3

Counterclock

Your sentence kind of wanted to detach itself from you Bob.

Vivi

Bobby is uh... very touchy with me...I remember she came ranch dressing on me after turning me into salad.

Bob

;3

Mr_Ant

...

Vivi

-sigh-

I really like that girl, whatever she is...

DonZabu

Wonder Twin Powers: Activate!

Form of: a salad.

Shape of: cum. I'm not gonna pretend it's ranch dressing, cause we all know what it really is. Cum. Cee, you, emm. Abbey Road. Count on it.

Bob

Want some, ant? It's nice and creamy!

vacasama

What's up with the Bob threads?  Does the forum have some kind of fetish with her?

Radd

inb4lock

IanExMachina

Locking for now.