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So I'm walking through town...

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-08-18 22:26:39 in Meatspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
and suddenly this owl comes down and won't let me pass until he gives this whole spiel of things I already knew. It got the the point where my eyes glazed over and just started 'yeah'ing him until he asked if he wanted repeated and THEN SAID THE ENTIRE THING OVER AGAIN!

Christ, I've got to sneak past the castle guards as is. I don't need this crap.
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  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Hey, some people still hate Navi compared to this guy...

    Here's a hint, Navi had several incarnations... this guy didn't
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    And at least navi makes it easier to sword fight.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Fucking owl

    not even important to the plot except for some dumbass implication
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Mr. Owl, how much exposition will it take for me to want to slaughter you?

    Well Counterclock, let's find out.

    One

    Two

    Thr-sound of an owl skull being crushed in-

    Counterclock: -wipes blood on the ground-

    Huh, 3 times huh?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    OH FUCKING HELL

    I JUST WANT TO GO TALK TO THE ZORA KING YOU STUPID BIRD.

    HOW CAN YOU EVEN TALK?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Awwww, murderous Clocky is kinda cute.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    He is the spirit of a former king.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^Then he should act like a spirit should... and rest in peace! /Captain Marvelous.

    ^^Let's be honest. We think she's cute when she's doing yaoi shipping of the two of us. She'll never not be cute.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    We all know that spirits in zelda are just there to torment you with exposition, you can't run from it, never!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Let's be honest. We think she's cute when she's doing yaoi shipping of the two of us. She'll never not be cute.

    Maybe you think that, but I don't. Because I've actually seen her conecptions of gay sex.

    They're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. 'K? Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
  • vandrovandro
    He who laments and can't let go of the past is forever doomed to solitude.
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOS or MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOS?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALOS
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    God damn I forgot how much a tsundere Princess Ruto was... -_-
  • MadassAlexMadassAlex
    One foot in front of the other, every day.
    I thought she was kinda pretty all grown-up. Despite the extra eyes on her crown-head thing.


  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I now suspect you of having relatives in Innsmouth, Alex.
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-08-19 00:44:45
    Clean your room little Billy

    'That guy isn't here anymore. Anybody who comes into Innsmouth will be lost. Everybody will become a fishman. Everybody, fishmen. So, he's not here anymore. Are you going to be...too? Heeheehee...'

  • WaltzyWaltzy
    But I liked Kaepora Gaebora~. <3 :3
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    So you liked getting stopped for no reason, having to skip a bunch of useless dialogue, then having to retread because you accidentally asked it to be repeated?

    At least the 3DS port fixed that last problem.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    HE'S AN OWL FULL OF ANNOYINGNESS AND DOES NOTHING BUT TELL YOU THE OBVIOUS

    I DECLARE MUTINY ON CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

  • WaltzyWaltzy
    B-But he was a fluffy owl that spun his head upside-down and his little eyebrow feathers went sproing-sproing as he wubbled on his perch~. <3
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    Clean your room little Billy
    If I remember my Gossip Stones correctly, Kaepora Gaebora is actually the Sage of Light. Still pissed that the Sky Temple was never really a thing, fans?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I forsee the argument being like this.

    Juan & I: RAGE RAGE RAGE!

    Waltzy: AWWWW, SO CA-YUTE!

    and getting nowhere.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-19 00:59:47
    Well to be fair I also liked Tingle and I know him and the owl are both unpopular characters. XD

    Aww, so that's why the owl never appeared as an adult. :<

    Whoops I forgot about that time at the Spirit Temple.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    B-But he was a fluffy owl that spun his head upside-down and his little eyebrow feathers went sproing-sproing as he wubbled on his perch~. <3

    He was also the first succesful videogame troll.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^I assume those jackasses in arcades who came along while you were playing Street Fighter and randomly pressed buttons then ran away don't count?
  • DarkDecapodianDarkDecapodian
    edited 2011-08-19 01:00:26
    Clean your room little Billy
    ^^ I think that honour still goes to the dog from Duck Hunt, if not to an even earlier character.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ^I assume those jackasses in arcades who came along while you were playing Street Fighter and randomly pressed buttons then ran away don't count?

    Operative word being succesful. Also, that never happened to me. I must therefore assume that you're wrong.

    ^^ I think that honour still goes to the dog from Duck Hunt, if not to an even earlier character.

    Meh, I just pretended like I shot him when he went down and thought I killed him then revived him for my amusement.

    Surely I wasn't the only one?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    And how many times did you play at arcades?

    Seriously, these guys were everywhere and they thought it was the funniest thing ever to slam on a seven-year-old's game and run away when you lost.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I used to play a lot in arcades back when I was a kid. Like...every weekend?
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-19 01:24:44
    ^^ D8

    That's terrible. :<
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