You will never be the leader of your own nation.

Hatter

;_;

Counterclock

Ruling the world is pretty hard,

I mean honestly, why do these people want to rule the world? Don't they know the costs?

Central Avenue

But Counterclock...Everybody wants to rule the world!

Hatter

I don't want to rule the world. I just want to own a bit of it. Maybe 1% of the landmass?

I can build it in the ocean, if no one wants to give me any land. And since my nation's resources would consist primarily of human capital, it wouldn't even have to be a valuable stretch of ocean. 

But it will never happen. ;_;

Central Avenue

To be honest, I'd be content with ruling a house of my own.

And even that I would probably be terribly incompetent at.

Icalasari

What about a micronation though? Those seem easy to get

Hatter

My civilization would just be a city on the waves. A few million at the very most. That's doable, right?

Counterclock

A few million?

Probably not.

Hatter

What if our main export was based on whoring ourselves out in various ways? Would that work?

Counterclock

Let's just say, In a world where you manage to get put in charge in the first place.

That would totally work.

Hatter

Hey! I'm a great leader! People just don't do what I tell them to do, that's all.

Counterclock

Let me put this in perspective.

>Hatter and Politics

>Coat get.

There's a reason for this meme.

Hatter

They flee from my greatness. I understand.

Counterclock

~pats you on the head~

That's right, you want supper after you're done playing toy soldiers?

Hatter

I want pizza!

Counterclock

~picks up the phone and looks back at you~

I'm ordering from lunas, was there anything else you wanted from there?

Hatter

Uh... brownies! Pizza 'n brownies!

CommandoDude

Someone's been playing NationStates?

Yeah,

Iknowthatfeel

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