Are the Japanese majorly Christian?

vacasama · 2011-08-16 21:27:27

No, it's has gotten to be a popular nickname ever since Naruto used the "Talk no Jutsu" AKA "Jesus no Jutsu".

Bob · 2011-08-16 21:29:30

If you could explain this for someone who ~~doesn't regularly watch bad child's shows~~ has no clue what any of these terms mean, that'd be great.

vacasama · 2011-08-16 21:31:37

It's like Naruto just talks to an enemy, there's a good chance the enemy does a Heel Face Turn.

Bob · 2011-08-16 21:32:09

Ah. He's a mary-sue. Gotcha.

Counterclock · 2011-08-16 22:35:36

He can also walk on water.

Bob · 2011-08-16 22:38:41

...So he's a mary-sue that the creators are trying way too hard to turn into a Christ figure?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-16 22:38:54

Just like Jesus!

Counterclock · 2011-08-16 22:41:23

It's being hinted at that Naruto will only win by forgiving his enemies and spreading words of peace.

Bob · 2011-08-16 22:42:46

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Counterclock · 2011-08-16 22:44:36

I wish I was kidding... really.

He's supposed to be one to end the "Cycle of Hatred"

Bob · 2011-08-16 22:47:19

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ninjaclown · 2011-08-16 22:48:11

Yes, it turned into THAT kind of story.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-16 22:50:34

Of course, in order to do that he has to kill himself, in the end. But because of his sinless nature, he will be resurrected.

Counterclock · 2011-08-16 22:50:59

Major Enemy blows up their town, almost kills everyone, even does manage to kill some main characters.

Naruto: I forgive you.

Spoiler, this happens

Bob · 2011-08-16 22:52:04

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All Nines · 2011-08-16 22:54:35

lol Naruto

^ Yes, that did actually happen, though. One of the only moments in the timeskip that actually carried any gravity whatsoever, and Naruto just swept in and reset everything with his messianic bullshit.

Bob · 2011-08-16 22:55:54

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Counterclock · 2011-08-16 22:57:47

@Bob, Also, he's incredibly in love with his Rival, so much so that he plans to "die" with him, if need be.

Bob · 2011-08-16 22:58:46

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GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-16 23:07:11

Hey! That one is the same size!

Bob · 2011-08-16 23:18:56

There's only so many ways you can emphasize things on this site, GL.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-16 23:34:48

Underline, perhaps?

Bob · 2011-08-16 23:47:23

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Guuuuuuuuurl, you must be joking.

Electivirus · 2011-08-17 03:48:14

Man, Jesus is hung.

Bob · 2011-08-17 03:51:19

Pffft, I've seen Jesii with bigger dicks.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-08-17 08:07:04

Like Naruto?

The_Edge · 2011-08-17 08:11:45

Naruto is probably the worst show about ninjas ever. Only a handful of the characters are actually ninja. The rest are just interesting fighters. So now Naruto is trying to spread peace plus, he never killed anyone. Jeez, they missed the memo about what ninjas really are since before they started. All Ninja Turtles continuities except the original comic have missed that memo too.

Myrmidon · 2011-08-17 08:47:06

Pretty much everyone in Naruto can walk on water, though.

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