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The Last Resurrection

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  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ಠ_ಠ
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    edited 2011-08-11 11:48:32
    Belief

    This game provides examples of:

    I didn't know Adolf Hitler was a trope.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ಠ_ಠ
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Twilight, Is that you?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    edited 2011-08-11 11:53:51
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    This looks like a troll game.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-08-11 11:51:01
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    ^^See the YMMV entry for Hilarious In Hindsight.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    I hope that the creator is not older than 20.

    I really, really, do.
  • NyarlyNyarly
    edited 2011-08-11 13:46:10
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Well, that game probably answers the question about what would happen if Falconfly ever becomes a game dev. But I don't think anybody asked it.

    But it seems interesting. Maybe I should try to track it down and try it out. It will probably horrible, but it's treatment of Christianity and Jesus seems so ludicrous that it should be possible to get some cheap laughs out of it.

    Oh, also this is in the quotes tab:

    ''These games are much like Zelda for SNES(same
    style gameplay) while they deliver much more. Tons of characters,
    puzzles, bosses, you name it it's in the series.

    I'm starting this download over again. Many people keep
    saying my storyline makes no sense without even playing that game. How
    come people say the game sucks (which it takes about 10 hours to beat)
    30 minutes after I add it to the site? If you are going to review this
    game then REVIEW IT AFTER YOU HAVE PLAYED EPISODES 1-4!!!!I have worked
    3.5 years on this game and I don't want to waste time hearing 'oh this
    goes against my religion you stupid atheist!'. Well I'm sorry if that is
    how it is but then DON'T REVIEW UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME!

    I will repeat:
    DON'T REVIEW
    UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME EPISODES 1-4!
    DON'T
    REVIEW UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME EPISODES 1-4!
    DON'T REVIEW UNLESS YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME EPISODES
    1-4!

    I'm not blindly boasting this game
    is good. I know it is and all the fan-mail I've gotten from it from
    people who have played the whole series as it is now. You will NOT
    understand the storyline until you play it all.

    Sorry for those who have just seen this, but I'm very
    livid. 1,000s of hours of work and I'm getting ignorant insults. Hinph
    Gaming was dissed and it's members just best we are all atheists? Who
    are the real biggots (note: I'm not saying all of you, the ones who did
    the original nasty 'reviews')''
    - Sean J. Nichols
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    WHO ARE THE REAL BIGOTS

    WHO ARE THEY?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    NO, JOHN

    YOU ARE THE BIGOTS

    AND THEN JOHN WAS A DOUCHEBAG 
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭

    Who the fuck is Falconfly and why do we care
  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Soo... we should play the game to know if the gameplay is bad?

    Well, then
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    Falconfly was a neopagan asshole who kept talking about how God was evil and wolves were horrible and something something.
  • MyrmidonMyrmidon
    Also, he was a fan of that thing snowbull loves.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
    http://www.hinph.com/hinphie/tlr.html

    Here's the games.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    You know Basilisks? Those strange, vaguely disturbing images that can theoretically induce mental breakdown in the viewer if stimulated involuntarily?

    I assume 90s Internet website designers had the same idea, because holy Jesus there, son.
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