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When Google suggestions creep me out.

ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
edited 2011-08-10 01:08:11 in Webspace
OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
I was entering stuff to see what suggestions I'd get because I bore easily, and "I accidentally g" gave me...
I accidentally got my sister pregnant.
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  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    HOW!?
  • Scrye2Scrye2
    Electric Boogaloo
    Probably with a penis.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^^Good ol' American Know-how, that's how!
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I do that sometimes. 

    Why is --> Why is my poop green?
    Why can't --> Why can't I own a canadian?
    What do I do --> What do I do if a ginger bites me?
    Why did --> Why did my toenail fall off?
  • SchitzoSchitzo
    They're somethin' else.
    I found this dif-- Ah fuck it.
  • ClockworkUniverseClockworkUniverse
    edited 2011-08-10 01:13:57
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    Incidentally, the Yahoo Answers page that's the first result for that search has a best answer with 2 votes, 67% of which are apparently positive. What.

    Afraid of k --> Afraid of ketchup.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Hmm, I guess I'll try~.

    can I --> can I eat my period

    OH FUCK THIS GODDDD DAMMIT NOOOOOO
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Why is -> Why is everybody so serious acting so damn mysterious

    Bluh?
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Waltzy's reminded me of a joke about lesbian vampires?
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    edited 2011-08-10 01:43:59
    do I have a --> do I have a warrant?

    lul

    ^ Croooooooooooooooooooow~~~! *pounces upon*
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    I didn't know you liked MST3K, Waltzy! See this... this is just another reason why you're awesome.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    I think I'm --> I think I'm turning japanese

    Song lyrics. Well that was disappointing. Hmm...

    I might be --> I might be wrong lyrics

    Ok, one more.

    I think I might --> I think I might be pregnant

    Dammit, how are you guys getting all the good ones?
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    do I have a --> do I have a warrant?
    You know the word "warrant" always makes my mind leap to Well she sneaks around the world, from Kiev to Carolina...
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    @Malky: You could say I'm a total bird-brain for Crow, ahah~. :3

    who is my --> who is my guardian angel
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    ^My guess- The Luka Vocaloid.

    In any case when I typed in Who is, I got Who is John Galt, which was pretty boring.
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    How do I --> How do I look

    yes, because Google will be able to give you reliable answer for that.
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    do i have a ta --> do I have a tampon stuck in me

    @Malky: Ahahaa~! This reminds me, whenever watching MST3K I tended to focus a lot on Crow's head. It was a bit like those optical illusions where you could change which way he's facing in your mind or something. /oldshame
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    my little pony friendship is magic is --> my little pony friendship is magic is awesome

    no arguments there
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    haha. When I was a kid I would get annoyed at the intro where it focused on him and his mouth was open because I was expecting him to lip sync with the lyrics.

    ...it still bugs me when I watch it. >_>
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    There are lots of things that bugged me as a kid that still bug me.

    Like dollhouses: Why do they always have stairs from the first floor to the second floor, but usually don't have stairs from the second floor to the third floor?
  • WaltzyWaltzy
    Oh my god, yes on the dollhouses! I was like wtf do I have to make them FLY? D;
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    How can I -> how can i get my girlfriend to tape her fingers together and pretend she's a dinosaur
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    Troll copypastas aren't that suprising to end up high in the rankings.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    I am a -> I am a child of God. -> I am a rock. -> I am a Mormon.

    There's a joke there somewhere.
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Odin damn it, I wanna play too, but Google suggestions are working for me suddenly. What the Hel?!
  • StormtroperStormtroper
    Oh, I didn't know it was a copypasta. Sorry.

    Now I'm stumped, I only get innocuous stuff (mostly lyrics).
  • The_EdgeThe_Edge
    Mr. The Edge goes to Washington
    Why does it -> Why does it hurt when I have intercourse? -> Why does it hurt when I pee -> Why does it burn when I pee -> Why does it always rain on me
  • CrimsonCrimson
    edited 2011-08-10 09:46:23
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    How can -> How can I get Herpes?

    am i doin it rite?

    ^

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_5oCkpAkUk
  • Tnu1138Tnu1138
    the burning sensation when one pees is actually kind of nice.
  • CrimsonCrimson
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    How did you know that, and why did you have to tell us.

    Actually, don't answer that.
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