I am never buying Hostess donuts again.

Bob · 2011-07-19 20:21:44

STUFF THAT YOU SHOULDN'T EAT COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF WITH MEXICAN FOOD

COPIOUS AMOUNTS BEING 12 SERVINGS, SERIOUSLY, WTF

Forzare · 2011-07-19 20:22:00

You ate twelve, stop blaming the donuts.

Counterclock · 2011-07-19 20:23:20

Chagen, you can't blame the donuts for you eating them.

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:24:22

I CAN WHEN I DIDNT KNOWTHEY'D FUCK ME OVER THIS MUCH

DYRE · 2011-07-19 20:25:21

Maybe if you didn't eat 12 of them, I could sympathize with you a little more...

I mean, it sucks that you feel sick, but it is kinda your fault.

Forzare · 2011-07-19 20:25:24

YOU ATE TWELVE

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:25:51

I do believe that's because you took in 12 of them, Chagen.

This is evidence that having too much of a pleasureable(or sometimes even not but for some reason people keep doing it) thing isn't good for you.

Bob · 2011-07-19 20:26:01

IT'S TWELVE OF THEM

WHO EATS THAT MANY OF ANYTHING EVER

You know what, fuck this. Reasoning with you isn't working, time to resort to laughing at you.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:26:44

-ate over 12 rice grains a few hours ago-

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:26:46

"Dad, throw the doughnuts away..."
"Are you sure? How about we keep them--"
"THROW THEM AWAY"

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:27:26

Why don't you just have him eat it?

Bob · 2011-07-19 20:27:55

Why not hide them?

Also, why'd he tell you to throw them away?

Also, why'd you think that a good alternative was to eat twelve donuts in one setting?

ninjaclown · 2011-07-19 20:28:38

Or spread them out over a few days? Also, guys stop giving him shit for it, I ate 5 in a row once.

Bob · 2011-07-19 20:30:27

We (or at least I) am not giving him shit for eating twelve donuts in one setting. We(I) are giving him shit for blaming the donuts.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:30:39

5 is less than half of 12

Counterclock · 2011-07-19 20:30:57

"When no one was looking, Chagen ate 12 doughnuts. He ate 12 doughnuts, that's as many as 6 pairs.

And that's terrible"

DYRE · 2011-07-19 20:31:00

To be fair, they are small donuts.

But 12 is still way too many.

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:31:48

And now I slightly damaged my Ipod.

GOD

Y U HATE ME SO MUCH

Bob · 2011-07-19 20:32:02

That blows. How?

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:34:10

Dropped it. Smacked the front case out of wack, and given how OCD I am....the screen is fine, though.

Also, Ipods are literally held together with fucking glue.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:35:23

It was inevitable given how much you use it...

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:37:16

THEYRE HELD TOGETHER WITH FUCKING GLUE

Which means I can't snap the front back into place, as I've been trying to do for the past few minutes.

DYRE · 2011-07-19 20:38:51

Tape it together?

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:39:16

In that case just...use glue.

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:43:05

I would have to rip it right open.

Also, part of the back casing is dented. That's whay the front casing wont snap back in.

Crimson · 2011-07-19 20:46:15

Just one thing.

Were they full sized donuts, or those mini-donuts that you get in vending machines?

Chagen · 2011-07-19 20:48:00

Mini donuts, who the fuck would eat 5+ full-size ones

Alkthash · 2011-07-19 20:48:29

And Chagen's hopes of being the replacement scrappy for Man vs. Food when he failed his eating audition.

Crimson · 2011-07-19 20:49:34

Okay that's more reasonable, but that's still 2 packs and the mexican food.

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻ · 2011-07-19 20:53:33

-looks up mini donuts-

Woah, what. Those are bigger than I thought. I can fit two fingers through the hole.

Oh wait, nevermind. I can only fit one, though it can still take my thumb.

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