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I have a beer here.

edited 2011-07-16 04:36:45 in Meatspace
If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
But I don't know whether to drink it or get into a staring contest with it.

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  • Ooh, I've never drank before~.
  • Oh ho ho, so pure and sweet and innocent. ^_^

    We're going to have to fix that.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I blame my uncle. He bought me a carton of beer yesterday, for a birthday present. So now I have like... 24 bottles of beer, 2 litres of red wine, 1 litre of white wine, a 600ml bottle of vodka and something called a 'cowgirl'.

    I don't want to get drunk, though, so I'm slowly chugging away at it like, one bottle a day... God this stuff tastes horrible.
  • Beer is for drinking silly ^_^,

    Bears are the ones you get into staring contests with.
  • O_O

    You have no idea how much I envy you right now.

    Isn't the legal drinking age in Australia 16 or 18 or something like that?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I'd rather drink a bear. Less chance of dying that way.

    Yeah legal drinking age here is 18. It's why he bought it for me, my 18th was on Monday.
  • Ohh my. That's...a lot.

    I was offered some at New Years by my mom, but just the scent of wine from everyone's glass made me dizzy enough to have to lie down. I'm a bit worried how I'll act for my first actual sip. x/////x;;
  • Beer's awesome, but I miss wine.

    So, just out of curiosity, how old are you, Walt?
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Do what I do, and lock yourself in your room for the duration.

    Also, I don't like the hangovers :/
  • edited 2011-07-16 04:50:36
    Belief
    Hangovers are the worst part of drinking XD.

    Just remember to have a glass of water for every 1 or 2 drinks you have, should help with any hangovers you have.
  • I find it odd that I've yet to have a hangover. I think the closest I've had to one were a few morning migraines, but those are mostly when I haven't drunk the night before, so...
  • Hangovers don't sound very fun, no~. XD

    @Bob: Ah, 18~.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I always wake up with a headache anyway, so it's mostly the throwing up I don't like >_<
  • Remember to pace yourself ^_^
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-16 04:56:46
    >18

    Sweeeet.

    ^^How often do you get hangovers? Every time you drink? Only when you get full blown drunk? Only on Sundays?

    ^Always good advice.
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Only when I get full-on drunk, like, when I drink more than 3 or 4.
  • Be careful~! But I'm sure you will be. :'3

    I might've tried alcohol if I weren't set on waiting to have my first one with Lisztening~. <3
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I do my very best to be careful XD

    That's sweet of you~

    I usually just end up drinking and then texting my friend until 4AM XP
  • I usually just end up flirting awkwardly with my roommate.

    And by "flirting awkwardly", I mean shouting random non-words at her.
  • edited 2011-07-16 05:14:29
    I remember when I couldn't stay up past 2. I've been regularly staying up till 5 now. @////@ I gotta cut it out. XD

    ^ D'aww, mating calls~! 8D
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Bah.

    I usually end up drinking alone, because if I drink near a man I get really scared and start crying, and if I drink near a woman I always pillow my head in their breasts and go to sleep x/////x
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    I remember when I couldn't stay up past 2. I've been regularly staying up till 5 now. @////@ I gotta cut it out. XD

    so should I ._.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-07-16 05:15:56
    I hate how sporadic my sleeping schedule is. I seem to be alternating between staying up till 11PM, 1AM, 5AM or just playing nocturnal and sleeping all day. >_>

    ^^Lol on that last part.
  • Sleep Schedules are funny things ^_^, but changing randomly is a hard thing to do, your body adapts to the times when you sleep, so shifting it randomly around will just cause a bit of a disaster, and might even make you more tired because of what your body is adapted to.
  • I do crazy shit when I'm sleep-deprived too. Once I didn't go to bed and just went jogging at 4am. I was all excited and first and totally wasted all my energy and then I got stuck in a forest and had to all but crawl back home. ;//////;
  • ...Oddly enough, I've done that exact same thing before. >_>
  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Hmmmm, I just get really bouncy and hyper.
  • I try to sleep till either 11 or 12, regardless of how early I went to bed the day before. Works pretty swell.

    Also, if you don't like drinking, shaft the booze you don't like towards other peeps, or throw a movie night or other gathering that you can use to rid yourself of it(it can be combined with a b-day, handily).

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    That would require some form of friends.
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