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ninjaclown

I find as I grow older, I grow less interested in certain threads, and some mornings I just don't feel like reading threads in general, so I'm starting to use this button much more often. This happen to anyone else?

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as I grow older

That's some pretty fast growth, there.

DYRE

Why not just... ignore threads you don't want to read?

You don't have to read every single new post.

Forzare

Ninjaclown: crotchety old man, shouting "NYEHHHH, KIDS THESE DAYS" from his back porch.

Bob

Ninjaclown = Chinese Momotaro

^^Silly DYRE, thinking IJBMers can be expected to have any self-restraint.

MillerCross

Because there's the "Orange thingy" there. SCREAMING AT YOU TO READ.

which is why i wish the sandbox didn't exist sometimes. >_>

ninjaclown

Haha yeah.

Counterclock

in the thread, people with horrible OCD.

MillerCross

It's "IN THIS THREAD", damn it.

Bob

IJBM: STUPID FUCKING NOOBS WHO DON'T WHAT ITT MEANS

MillerCross

It's "WHO DON'T KNOW".

Bitches don't know about my know

Bob

IJBM: STUPID FUCKING ARGENTINIAN GRAMMAR NAZIS WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TYPE AND SOMEONE WHO MADE A FUCKING MISTAKE

MillerCross

Awww, let's just hatefuck each other's brains already.

-pulls Bob out of thread so she shut ups for good and stops annoying people-

ninjaclown

Wait wait wait wait...Bob's a girl?

Bob

IJBM: PEOPLE WHO THINK IJBMERS COUNT AS PEOPLE. THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE. THEY'RE FRAUDS.

FRAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUDS.

_{^Shh, don't ruin his fun.}

MillerCross

^^ It doesn't matter over the internet.

^Shut up, bitch. Or I'll introduce you to the slap.

Bob

IJBM: WANNABE BRAZILIAN PIMPS WHO THINK THEY CAN JUST TALK TO PEOPLE ANYWAY THEY WANT. YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T THINK OF SLAPPING ME.

MillerCross

-slaps Bob-

Bob

IJBM: STUPID BOLIVIAN FUCKERS WHO THINK SLAPPING ANYONE ACTUALLY DOES ANYTHING. ONLY WHORES SLAP PEOPLE AND YOU KNOW IT, WHORE.

WHOOOOOOOORE

Counterclock

In the thread: Bob and Juan's tsundere relationship.

MillerCross

Just STFU and work already, jeez.

I'll be sleeping now, bye.

Bob

^^KILL YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF 1P HOOKER

^I HOPE YOU SLEEP YOURSELF IN FRONT OF A TRUCK