>Find unopened Doritos bag in backpack

Chagen

>Currently debating whether or not to risk eating them

Central Avenue

Why wouldn't you eat them? Are they past the sell-by date or something?

Counterclock

Just eat them, Or save them.

Bob

^PUSSY

Crimson

Eh stale Doritos tend to taste better than most stale chips, so no big.

Counterclock

^^ Thread Stalker.

^ Don't stale dorito chips taste the same as fresh dorito chips?

Bob

Forum stalker.

Also, who the hell capitalizes the "s" in stalker you motherfucking argrahnaba

Counterclock

Only a stalker would know the proper capitalization techniques for calling someone a stalker.

I rest my case.

Bob

:3c

ninjaclown

Eat 'em. Take a chance, it's not like expired milk or anything.

glennmagusharvey

I would probably save them.

And eat them several months later.

Crimson

The only thing better than stale Doritos. VINTAGE Doritos.

Chagen

Then I won't open them till school starts!

BecNoir

Hi-five, man.

Unless they're Cool Ranch.

Waltzy

Junk food never goes bad! It's perfectly safe. :'3

^ Ohhh man, I love Cool Ranch. Once you start on those the originals just don't do it for you anymore though. XD