The "Gay Agenda"

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-13 20:55:58

What exactly does this even mean I'm starting to think conservatives just made it up to sound ominous. Also sort of related if you're going ot make positions against Sharia Law don't try to put Christianity in to law it's just hypocrtical.

The_Edge · 2011-07-13 21:01:49

I think they want us to believe the "Gay Agenda" is some kind of scheme by a gay Bond villain to take over the world and make the whole world gay. This guy has a model and a fortress made out of recycled materials and has an excellent health care plan for his henchmen... a health care plan of EVIL!

Crimson · 2011-07-13 21:02:06

Blah blah blah Gays are all one unified organization. Blah blah blah perverting our values. Bah blah blah think of the children. Blah blah blah The Bible says. Blah blah blah donating AIDS infected blood blah blah blah.

Also, inb4chagenblamingamerica.

Myrmidon · 2011-07-13 21:03:04

OH GOD GUYS IT'S THE LAVENDER SECRET POLICE

THEY'RE ALL SASHAYING IN UNISON

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-13 21:09:00

Then tehre's the boyscouts bullshit yeah they're a private orginization so tthey can do that. BULLSHIT they receive federal and state funding as well as government privileges so they are not a private organization.

Gelzo · 2011-07-13 21:09:36

"conservatives just made it up to sound ominous"

Sounds about right.

RedEyedAbyss · 2011-07-13 21:12:05

Dagnabbit, I wish I could find that This Hour Has 22 Minutes "Conservative attack ad" with the guy wanting to convert everyone to "Gay-ism", including animals.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-13 21:13:17

you know my neighbor once thought his pitbull was gay.

Vorpy · 2011-07-13 23:20:22

The Illuminati are fashion designers.

Ponicalica · 2011-07-13 23:24:35

The gay agenda: get a job, get married, have kids

Malkavian · 2011-07-13 23:29:30

Fuck other dudes, get money.

Ponicalica · 2011-07-13 23:30:56

Also in the Gay Agenda: giving blood.

Vorpy · 2011-07-14 00:08:19

And teaching Art.

Tnu1138 · 2011-07-14 00:09:35

What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?

Bee · 2011-07-14 00:29:55

To be fair I did know a gay guy in high school who tried to "convert" people, but the other gay dudes thought he was a tremendous dick.

Er...no pun intended.

ninjaclown · 2011-07-14 00:31:44

Sexual orientation does not determine someone's personality or attitude towards others, obviously.

Vorpy · 2011-07-14 01:57:52

The only thing that defines them are their base sexualities. If they are a monosexual, then they are lower than bisexuals and non-sexuals.

Counterclock · 2011-07-14 02:22:16

^ Don't you mean Uno-sexuals?

Vorpy · 2011-07-14 02:35:05

Mono sounds cooler.

InsanityAddict · 2011-07-14 04:33:27

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:National_Gay_Marriage_Threat_Level_Raised_to_%22Flamboyant%22

Kino · 2011-07-14 06:25:54

Everybody has an agenda; the gays are no different.

The_Edge · 2011-07-14 07:11:00

My wife thought the "Gay Agenda" was the schedule of gay events. You know, like parades and such.

Moerin · 2011-07-14 07:25:08

...They know about the agenda?

FUCK they're onto us! >.<

Nyktos · 2011-07-14 07:53:55

As much as the term "gay agenda" sounds like scaremongering, and is often used as such, the idea that gay people are likely to have certain political priorities (which conservatives are likely to disagree with) is hardly an unreasonable one.

The_Edge · 2011-07-14 07:57:29

I think we should worry more about the Conservative Agenda. If they had their way, it would be like if the Puritans were running things. Do you know how boring that would be? They had a thing against theater you know.

Kino · 2011-07-14 07:58:32

Conservatives and Puritans are two vastly different groups.

The_Edge · 2011-07-14 08:04:26

I know that.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-07-14 10:14:47

> And teaching Art.

TEACHING ART???? NOW THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY UNAMERICAN TERRORISTS!

Hatter · 2011-07-14 10:33:31

I already made a joke about this.

It was funny.

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