Images you know you'll never use. (Now NSFW)

fourteenwings

I only see goat when I'm not looking hard enough.

fourteenwings

This has to be on purpose.



Other "???" fashion moments from the 80s;

glennmagusharvey

I can kinda make sense of that first pic with the strong, hirsute, masculine man carrying the sultry woman with flowing locks, but the other man at the bottom is hard to explain. Even if I explain him as being interested in the first man, the fact that the second man is holding his own foot there remains an enigma for all time.

fourteenwings

There's a third guy there.

Presumably, Guy 2 is interested in Guy 1 (supermodel Jeff Aquilon, because you needed to know), but he's also stuck in a relationship with Guy 3 who has creepy interests that Guy 2 can't bring himself to deny Guy 3 of, but he's trying to keep a brave face about it all.

Meanwhile it turns out Guy 1 is a serial killer who has seen Titanic too many times.

If you think this is ridiculous I should start looking into modern fashion campaigns again...

Anyways this is probably meant to be half of a spread of a print ad from the 80s but the other half doesn't seem to exist anywhere I check.

Also this thing with holding feet seems to just be a Versace thing from that era in general;




Double also; this;

lrdgck

glennmagusharvey

FYI that one appears to be from a site that identifies itself as satirical: https://dankingnews.com/2020/08/03/florida-man-dirts-his-hands-with-peanut-butter-and-punches-neighbors-allergic-to-nuts/

oh gosh have i just reignited the argument over satire

lrdgck

a new game: see how outrageous a claim you can get people to believe when it's prefixed with "Florida man"

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glennmagusharvey

oh gosh 9/11 truther memes

how are they even still around

fourteenwings

Everything is still around because nothing every truly dies. It's like a really bland horror movie.

I will admit that one sort of gag that always gets me laughing my head off is a Jeffrey Epstein meme (bonus points for Hillary Clinton's involvement).

lrdgck

fourteenwings

Didn't The Last of Us 2 also kill off the main character from The Last of Us, and then just become the most depressing thing ever (especially in the true ending?).

lrdgck

glennmagusharvey

glennmagusharvey

also, how i angrily settled the debate over The Dress

fourteenwings

glennmagusharvey

Appropriate follow-up.

fourteenwings

Stormtroper

I dunno if that's accurate to anything but I hope it is.




https://i.imgur.com/C9rFw3w.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/xIKGvOr.mp4

fourteenwings

I wonder if there's any mobage where the generic enemies are called 'Moments'. I feel like there should be.

fourteenwings

lrdgck

glennmagusharvey

This post makes me feel screwed.

Stormtroper

That's a lot of screws. At university we only studied two kinds of threads and something like four kinds of heads.

fourteenwings

That first chart will probably be useful sometime!

fourteenwings

fourteenwings

Sure, KING RECORDS, sure.

glennmagusharvey

"Finally"

lawl

lrdgck

I think I posted this picture in some kind of Polish version, which you guys couldn't get due to my (back-?) translation into English. So, here's an English version.



mouth and nose covered

glennmagusharvey

that white supremacist picture manages to be both offensive and boring

it's just like someone lazily slapped anti-semitic and kkk/white power shit onto a harry potter logo

fourteenwings

I think it's funny. I mean, we can't laugh at Nazis anymore?

By the way I can't see any imagery photoshopped onto the logo itself (LightFake Daniel Radcliffe is pretty well done though).

The guy directly behind Photoshopped Daniel Radcliffe looks like the British actor Alex Walkinshaw.

Joke's on Tennyson, all that does is transform him into a Noose alien (there were a lot of weird aliens towards the end of the original Ben 10 series).