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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    ^
    Doctor: "it's time for coronavirus test"

    Virus: "fuck"

    Ie. the first two panels show the doctor performing a blood test on the patient, and the joke is the following two present the "test" as the one you have in school. Coronavirus test. I also saw a version with "blood test", with red blood cells in place of viruses.
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2020-07-29 04:55:57
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    Oh yeah! Thanks for the translation.

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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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    Gen X humour: I'm young urban middle class, sex sex sex sex
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    found in the wild fresh today:

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  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    dying gasp of wasps

    i dun geddit
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2020-07-31 18:54:15
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I don't get that part either. Well, the biology part I get, which is that figs are pollinated by fig wasps. I am not sure what the other part is but it might involve the term "WASP" used to abbreviate "White Anglo-Saxon Protestant". That's the closest thing I can come up with but it doesn't seem to have much to do with this.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    This needs to be it's own slickly produced musical number.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Those two animals peeking out seem to be a recent part of a series of four. I forget where I've seen the other two though.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Why does Student wear Smug Mask?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    edited 2020-08-02 02:15:58
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Courtesy of some folks on a Discord:
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    my hot take afterwards: "it's almost like people have enjoyed modern living for so long that they've forgotten where diseases come from"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    spotted on another discord server:

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  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    "it's almost like people have enjoyed modern living for so long that they've forgotten where diseases come from"

    I don't think chicken is one of the white meats you should ever eat undercooked, but there's always new ways of "cooking" whatever that surely can be Googled.

    I doubt that's what our medium-rare chicken guy did though.

    Also have you heard of raw water? It was really big in Silicon Valley until probably half the people drinking it got sick (though of course nobody ever heard those stories)
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  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    edited 2020-08-03 12:19:10
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    Horsey paper is hilarious.

    I learned the owl legs thing a few months ago.

    It's really weird to see owls running.

    That Amazon Prime subscriber has a very unique twitter handle.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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    Why 14w doesn't play with Lego anymore
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    Danged goodness I knew it.

    Everybody knows minifigures are a communist dogwhistle though.

    I don't buy Wales being a tracksuit chav.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
    The tracksuit chav is a polack. Wales is the onlooking pepe.
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    Ack, I knew it!

    S'a good mspaint.
  • lrdgcklrdgck
    "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"
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    this oven means trouble
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    dafuq

    re veggie circumcision

    The caption feels oddly dickish (pun acknowledged though not intended), probably because that's not something an actual person who practices circumcision would do.

    Also don't a variety of other religions/cultures also practice circumcision? I think Catholicism also does it at least to some extent.
  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    I think the joke works no matter what religion/culture that practices circumcision goes in that spot.
    probably because that's not something an actual person who practices circumcision would do.

    Jewish roommate is making it all kosher though.

    I mean even if the thing had gone "help my gay roommate started a really specific OnlyFans" that works too.
  • StormtroperStormtroper
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  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    That intro is hilarious.

    Meanwhile...

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  • fourteenwingsfourteenwings
    There is love everywhere, I already know
    That new World of Warships update looks real swell.

    @GMH your Discord images aren't showing up for me.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    strange

    can you link me a series of specific posts? i know the most recent one is one but i wanna take care of them in a batch
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