Images you know you'll never use. (Now NSFW)

All Nines · 2013-04-13 01:27:12

^^^ I really need to watch that show.

^ D'aww.

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-04-13 02:33:05

ninjaclown · 2013-04-13 03:08:39

lrdgck · 2013-04-13 04:30:11

^ OUCH.

Do I get it right? He's getting kicked in the balls to get in character?

All Nines · 2013-04-13 11:47:43

That's the best.

Bee · 2013-04-13 15:14:54

Bollywood is srs bsns.

lrdgck · 2013-04-13 15:16:23

mario

Bee · 2013-04-13 15:40:28

♪ One of these things is not like the other things ♫

lrdgck · 2013-04-13 15:42:04

Yeah, the Sheriff's badge looks a bit out of place.

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-04-14 01:49:05

Bee · 2013-04-14 05:18:52

...huh.

Glowsquid · 2013-04-14 15:14:13

Not a bootleg.

Schitzo · 2013-04-14 15:15:50

Lemme guess: Wander the Dragons?

That game looked so shit tier.

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-04-14 15:18:54

Broken for me, and even navigating to the URL isn't working.

Ironweaver · 2013-04-14 15:28:13

metal

MadassAlex · 2013-04-14 15:44:14

I'm not exactly sure how to express my approval of that image. But I certainly approve.

All Nines · 2013-04-14 16:24:03

@Bee: It wasn't a bad movie. It was entertaining, at least. The only real problem is that it tried to be artsy and philosophical at times.

In the Steven Spielberg movie E.T., why is the alien brown? No reason. In Love Story, why do the two characters fall madly in love with each other? No reason. In Oliver Stone's JFK, why is the President suddenly assassinated by some stranger? No reason. In the excellent Chain Saw Massacre by Tobe Hooper, why don't we ever see the characters go to the bathroom or wash their hands like people do in real life? Absolutely no reason. Worse, in The Pianist by Polanski, how come this guy has to hide and live like a bum when he plays the piano so well? Once again the answer is, no reason. I could go on for hours with more examples. The list is endless. You probably never gave it a thought, but all great films, without exception, contain an important element of no reason. And you know why? Because life itself is filled with no reason. Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason. Why are we always thinking? No reason. Why do some people love sausages and other people hate sausages? No fucking reason.

Naas_Human · 2013-04-14 16:32:05

Why can't we see the air all around us? No reason.

That's because there's just a lot more space between air particles than say, solids or liquids, no?

MillerCross · 2013-04-14 19:18:28

Well, considering the speech is talking about stories in the first place, I figure the "reason" has to be something that has a sort of...voluntary cause, I guess?

Myrmidon · 2013-04-14 21:35:33

Schitzo · 2013-04-14 23:58:34

ok, at first, I thought this was about musclefrog characters making movie posters automatically awesome, but now after seeing the bottom row, I'm not so sure that that's about.