Images you know you'll never use. (Now NSFW)

Fuschlatz · 2013-02-24 23:36:36

Ah, that's right! Thanks, Forz.

Forzare · 2013-02-24 23:42:25

No problem.

Legionnaire · 2013-02-24 23:53:57

Funnily enough, because it took longer than usual to load I could actually say it say "truth" before "dick" was edited in over it.

This concludes the only contribution I will make to this forum for the next...-checks watch- seven weeks.

Bee · 2013-02-25 17:03:17

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this, because it looks incredibly silly but probably resulted in a wheelchair

All Nines · 2013-02-25 17:10:00

What are those things that fly off the rider at the end? Glasses?

Either way, I can't help but laugh at the horse, even though that must have been a terrible time for the rider.

Bee · 2013-02-25 17:14:58

I hope it was only a pair of glasses. That looked painful enough already o_O

All Nines · 2013-02-25 17:16:39

Hrm. No, it didn't look like they were wearing glasses. I'm left to assume it was blood. ._.

Crimson · 2013-02-25 17:17:50

I want to say a riding crop, because it looks like it fell off from his left hand.

All Nines · 2013-02-25 17:21:16

Now that I looked that up to see what they looked like, that's probably it. I mean, if the horse landed hard enough on them to cause internal bleeding, I'd imagine they wouldn't be able to immediately sit up.

Bee · 2013-02-25 17:25:52

Ah, yeah it was probably a crop. About the right size and looks like it came from his hand.

All Nines · 2013-02-25 17:26:50

I guess that makes that incident less scary-as-shit.

Bee · 2013-02-25 17:33:45

Queen Chrysalis does not approve of the internet.

Octo · 2013-02-25 18:58:45

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this, because it looks incredibly silly but probably resulted in a wheelchair

At the end of the gif the rider seems to almost get onto their arse again, so I doubt they ended up in a wheelchair. Also whatever flew away looks to solid to have been blood.

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-02-27 01:46:05

Forzare · 2013-02-27 02:01:28

Naas_Human · 2013-02-27 02:23:54

medieval flamthrower?

Medieval flamethrower?

~~Hey Alex, what say you?~~

ClockworkUniverse · 2013-02-27 02:25:49

I was under the impression that Greek Fire was fairly well-known.

I mean, hey, if they had automatic doors, why not flamethrowers?

MadassAlex · 2013-02-27 02:29:02

That it's depicted as a naval weapon makes sense. Flamethrowers have never really been much good at actually making efficient kills, primarily being weapons of demoralisation. Mounting a flamethrower on a boat makes sense, as an enemy crew has nowhere to flee; they have to abandon their vessel, rendering them entirely vulnerable and ineffectual in the water.

Naas_Human · 2013-02-27 02:29:28

^^ I know what it is. Got the picture from Wikipedia's article for Greek fire. ~~Was just trying to bait the resident pizza knight.~~

edit: ^ oh, there you are

I posted that pic on another forum and the reaction was "they're trying to set the TARDIS on fire".

Legionnaire · 2013-02-27 04:14:41

The guy holding the flamethrower just looks so unenthusiastic with it all, like he's saying "Okay guys I've set the other guys on fire, now can we finally go to the bar?"