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  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    hahaha oh my god that's amazing.

  • Kichigai birthday!!

    I don't know what that Mystery Hunt thing is, but I doubt I would be of much use. Still if you want me to join I suppose I could, if it doesn't interfere too much with college.


    And how would knowing about menes help?


     


     

  • edited 2012-12-30 22:38:52
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    @nohaynicklibre: No one is of much use, by themselves.  It's a teamwork thing.  It's almost like, if you throw enough brainpower randomly at a set of puzzles, they somehow get solved.  No, really.



    More details here: http://itjustbugsme.com/forums/discussion/11551/mystery-hunt-2013

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    And there have been puzzles that involved internet memes.  Such as this one.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

  • edited 2012-12-31 00:26:22
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I think she's eventually going to bear seven children, the last of whom will become a very fast runner who can jump in mid-air, and will have a hilariously insulting and obnoxious motor mouth.


    She should make sure that her boyfriend is who he says he is, since he might be a double reverse quadruple agent with near-perfect disguise ability.

  • "you duck spawn, refined creature, you try to be cynical, yokel, but all that comes out of it is that you're a dunce!!!!! you duck plug!"

    Nah, I'd rather expect this: sooner or later, her boyfriend's skin will tear off in places, revealing the alien crustacean inside. Unfortunately, at this point she will already be impregnated. The invasion will begin. The glorious crab race will rule the Earth.

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!


    This is disgusting, but why do I still want to eat it?

  • I'm a damn twisted person

    If that's your marker for disgusting... how have you lived this long?

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    Why is it disgusting? It looks delicious.


    bus


     

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    ^^^ What's the white stuff?


    ^ What's the white stuff?

  • if u do convins fashist akwaint hiz faec w pavment neway jus 2 b sur

    ^^^ What's the white stuff?



    Wild guess: some sort of cheese.



    ^ What's the white stuff?



    Snow, that got there god knows how.


    Or a million dollar-worth amount of cocaine.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    I'm going to assume it's the latter.

  • You can change. You can.

    Come on guys


    At that amount, that's not even a million dollars in coke.


    More like


    5-ish?


    Also, it's a bus in serbia, so it's obvious it's crack.


    /lrn2drugs

  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!

    you can get that much coke for 5 bucks in colombia?


    the rumours are true


    it is wonderland

  • You can change. You can.

    I was thinking five million but ok, let's say you're right

  • edited 2012-12-31 19:30:50
    A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read


    This is disgusting, but why do I still want to eat it?



    I come from a British colony, therefore I refuse to accept claims that a foodstuff comprised mainly of bacon, egg and cheese makes for anything less than an amazing breakfast.

  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    I come from a British colony and that makes me sick.

  • I come from a British colony and I am indifferent towards that.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Well, hopefully Alex can resolve this deadlock soon...

  • "I will grant you two wishes; one for each testicle."

  • The IRCs want you(r soul): irc.esper.net, #ijbm

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

  • They're somethin' else.

    ^^most trips to wikipedia will mention that.

  • A Mind You Do NOT Want To Read

    Wikipedia also tells us that at one point, Nintendo made playing cards with Disney characters on them.

  • edited 2012-12-31 20:53:09
    The IRCs want you(r soul): irc.esper.net, #ijbm



    Thou hast forgotten to put away thy milk.

  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human

    Lucca, what did you do to the timestream?  Why do I see plastics dating from the 16th century?

  • I'm from a British colony and what is this

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