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  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    why does that mean Titanic is a bad movie?



    It doesn't; the fact that Titanic's story and themes are pretty much gibberish does.

  • edited 2012-07-25 02:46:06
    You can change. You can.

    Titanic actually has themes.



    Movies have themes practically by definition, though.



     It's not a technically terrible movie. It has a story to tell, and that story isn't just 'fuck yeah a ship crashes into an iceberg woo special effects'.



    No but it's "Watch pretty people flirt before a ship crashes into an iceberg". Even then movies like Transformers have a "story to tell". The fact is that it's not the "story it has to tell" what makes a movie good or bad but simply the fact that the story it tells is just...well, pretty people flirting. Yes at the end the movie attempts some depth by having that romance be jacked away from them but otherwise there's not much going on there in terms of characterization or plot.



    But until today, I've never seen anyone actually call Titanic a bad movie. People actually like the movie, and not just because of flashy special effects, or painfully overwrought teenage drama.



    I have never seen anyone say that Titanic is good in my life outside of a nebulous non-speaking collective that never seems to be able to explain the appeal of the story to me. 



  • Maybe they really enjoyed the performances, but don't understand how to express that so they say the story is fantastic.
  • You can change. You can.

    Well, I didn't just mean the story but the whole thing but I guess that's what I get for just saying "story"

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!
    A huge part of the problem is that all of the characters are one-dimensional, and a lot of stuff that has to have happened between the ship sinking and the present is glossed over because, well, it completely contradicts Rose's tiny shred of a personality.
  • They're somethin' else.

  • @ hate-sperging over Titanic:


  • If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    Apparently, several people did.

  • They're somethin' else.

    lik dis if you criy everytim

  • Well, that certainly is a thing.

  • giant robot fights


    easy worth spending the same amount of time watching boring scenes.



    Except that the giant robot fights make up an unreasonably small portion of the movie and also they aren't really all that good even when they happen.

  • BeeBee
    edited 2012-07-25 12:21:02

    >half a page of Titanic sperg


    Wow.  I mean, I think the movie is as garbage as anyone else here, but I just thought the Cereal Guy comic was funny.



    Fair point. See also: Braid.



    Braid at least had the advantage of a fun mechanic and creative puzzles (i.e., a decent game) in between the LOOK AT ME I'M SO ABSTRACT diary entries that you didn't actually have to read.  And the last level was a genuine WTF moment.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Oh, yeah. Braid is definitely a fun and innovative game, and should have gotten a reputation for that, but instead it got a reputation for artistic qualities it was only vaguely pretending to have.

  • You can change. You can.

    ugh can we do without the whole "Complaining about people discussing stuff" routine? It gets just as annoying as what you're complaining and even worse because you're using stupid internet memes as if they were somehow better.

  • BeeBee
    edited 2012-07-25 12:34:49

    Meh.  The overall surreal aesthetic worked for what they were going for as a background to a necessarily surreal mechanic.  Pretentious abstract can work when it acts behind substance.


    ^ Oh please, you know I know I'm no better than the rest of you about this :P


  • Has friends besides tanks now

    ugh can we do without the whole "Complaining about people discussing stuff" routine? It gets just as annoying as what you're complaining and even worse because you're using stupid internet memes as if they were somehow better.



    Check out Recent Activity, bro.

  • edited 2012-07-25 12:37:50
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    The overall surreal aesthetic worked for what they were going for as a background to a necessarily surreal mechanic



    The particular choice of pretentious bullshit textdumps was vaguely related to the mechanics (some of it, at least), but it was also entirely unnecessary.


    ^I think he was talking to Bee.

  • edited 2012-07-25 12:39:26
    You can change. You can.

    I was talking mostly to Firebert.


    ^^ You are a gentleman and a scholar and I do wish to have babies with you in a purely heterosexual way.

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Oh, okay then >.>

  • Has friends besides tanks now

    ^^ Why, I'm flattered. But I wasn't even awake when he was banned. Have your babies with CU, not me. :P

  • You can change. You can.

    sometimes you shoot the messengers


    other times you just try to get him into bed


    that's how people work right

  • edited 2012-07-25 12:46:07
    Has friends besides tanks now

    That's what I've learned from entertainment media, yes.

  • I'm a damn twisted person
    Or in the case of Game of Thrones you do both. But never a blowjob. Something is just off about a long running series with frequent sex scenes but no blowies.
  • edited 2012-07-25 12:56:13
    OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!


    ^Pretty sure there's been at least one.

  • Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I'm pretty sure Loras gave Renly a blowjob that one time at least.
  • I'm a damn twisted person
    It always did weird me out how you could harvest dragon scales in Skyrim when you saw the dragon's flesh burn up right in front of you.
  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    Presumably a few scales fall off or something.

  • You can change. You can.

    Tyrion's first appereance involves blowjobs. 


    how do i remember this

  • OOOooooOoOoOOoo, I'm a ghoOooOooOOOost!

    It's Tyrion. Even if you hadn't seen that scene, it would be a pretty good bet.

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