Images you know you'll never use. (Now NSFW)

Stormtroper · 2012-07-22 16:07:23

Me too.

If I hadn't, I'd have thought it was either the Obama/Biden/Osama Bin Laden one or the is-one-of-the-34-men-the-father? one.

Alkthash · 2012-07-22 16:37:33

I'm going to have to go with a billion lions. Because seriously guys, it's a billion fucking lions. And if Superman comics have taught us anything, superpowers are contagious, and with that many powers flying around, well you have a billion fucking lions with superpowers.

Firebert · 2012-07-22 17:06:04

InsanityAddict · 2012-07-22 19:52:43

(NSFW, and profoundly weird)

MillerCross · 2012-07-22 20:26:00

ClockworkUniverse · 2012-07-22 20:27:56

Is...is that real?

MillerCross · 2012-07-22 20:31:10

http://www.comicvine.com/marvel-digital-holiday-special-marvel-holiday-special/37-149117/

yup. (4th story)

ClockworkUniverse · 2012-07-22 20:33:02

>out-of-continuity

Oh, okay.

MillerCross · 2012-07-22 20:37:27

well yeah. but santa claus does exist in the Marvel (And DC) universe.

DC's Santa's so badass he goes to Apokolips every year to give Darkseid a lump of coal. Don't know much about Marvel's but yeah.

Firebert · 2012-07-22 20:50:16

Ponicalica · 2012-07-22 22:38:06

That was better when it wasn't a screenshot of a TF2 spray and thus twice as hard to read.

Kraken · 2012-07-22 23:02:19

I know another story where Santa Claus was sent to earth in a rocket from a dying planet and adopted by a kindly couple.

MillerCross · 2012-07-22 23:05:45

Speaking of, apparently, Superman claims that Santa exists.

There should be a team-up.

Icalasari · 2012-07-22 23:41:53

MrW · 2012-07-22 23:45:35

^Gary Oldman as the Corinthian?

Forzare · 2012-07-23 00:28:35

Schitzo · 2012-07-23 03:27:56

EEEEEEV-REEEEE-OOOOOOONE!!!

Bee · 2012-07-23 07:18:51

Edit: Surprised Super Sonic isn't on the pist. He beats up gods (hell, the only times somebody was able to harm him is if they are a god or are powered by Emerald counterparts, and even then it takes multiple attacks)

Unleashed, one minute into the opening cutscene. Good night.