I bet I can make 4 other posts in this thread before it's locked/closed.

Vorpy

Because I am far more faster than any mod on here. This will be proof to my unparalleled speed.

Vorpy

One post. Oh shit Everest please stop me.

Vorpy

Two post,  I wonder where GMH is.

Vorpy

Three post, HAY CYGAN, HOWS IT GOIN?

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MillerCross

HAHAHAHAHAH, YOU WON'T GET LOCKed, BITCH

Vorpy

Four post, Funnyguts is ubermensch.

ClockworkUniverse

Why would I lock this?

Vorpy

And this proves that the forum mods won't be able to stop a troll barrage.

TROLL POST HERE

MillerCross

OH HEY, WHERE'S INUH? HE BETTER BE IGNORING THIS!

Ninja'd by the man himself. 

All Nines

:O My name was called first? I feel so loved.

But . . . well, with as little activity as this forum gets, I don't exactly fear the idea of a troll barrage, and in any case, such a barrage could be cleaned pretty thoroughly even after some damage is done.

Vivi

Vorpy has proved that our defenses are rather flawed.

WE NEED TO HIRE MORE DAMN GUARDS.

inkblot

I

inkblot

Don't.

inkblot

Get.

inkblot

Vorpy's.

inkblot

Point.

All Nines

I'm here; I just don't see the point of locking this thread.

Counterclock

Vorpy penetrating IJBM's soft supple defenses isn't something that's out of line

Vorpy

And then I spam blocked Inkblot.

Stop that shit.

DarkDecapodian

Spent all my money on drugs, so I couldn't afford to fly.
Took the Greyhound bus, you and your brat sat next to me.
It wouldn't SHUT UP, so I set it on fire.
For thirty seconds it was louder, then it SHUT UP!

I LIT YOUR! I LIT YOUR! I LIT YOUR! BABY ON FIRE!