Angry thread title

Super Lazuli

randomness

glennmagusharvey

Long-winded post discussing the merits of different items in the item classes fetishized by this poster, including TMI descriptions of sexual fantasies involving said items.

Lolipod_Distortion

Song lyrics

ChuckNorris

Roundhouse kick.

Anonus

Shitpost.

glennmagusharvey

Angry, distressed emotion in response to the lack of responses to subject matter in this poster's previous post that clearly aroused this poster.  Lack of understanding of YMMV.

TheMightyAnonym

~WonderPost!~

Section42L

Necropost of old thread that completely and utterly misses the point of the thread itself. Sarcastically comment that all the thread starter’s problems could be solved if they only bought twenty-four clocks, or one for every hour. Goes on to follow that comment up with a joking and self-reflexive acknowledgement that the meme is already starting to get old.

glennmagusharvey

Request for twenty-four MORE clocks.

Section42L

Jokingly grant the thread starter's request for twenty-four MORE clocks, by way of some stupid role-play. Goes on to follow that comment up via reminding people that he LOVES stupid role-play, no matter what anyone else says about it. Suddenly realizes that he is posting on this forum with the entirely wrong font type and font size. Goes on to follow that realization up by posting an open question regarding what the forum font actually is, because it appears like this for the poster automatically on this computer, although he should probably REALLY ask this via PM and/or IRC instead, hence in the process, adding a breach of netiquette to the already outstanding cyber criminal charges of this thread.

EDIT: Suddenly realizes that it has automatically reverted to the automatic forum font, hence making him looking like a raving idiot. Makes all sorts of joking and self-reflexive statements about that fact, all the while rushing his edit as to prevent anybody else from making fun of him for it. Respectfully apologizes for everything, including the edit itself. Goes on to make a long, ranty, wall-of-texty tangent that isn't related in any way, shape, or form to either the OP's original topic nor any of the other various and sundry topics that haved wormed their way into this thread while it was still actually running, and which will be something that he will deeply and sincerely regret later once he's had time to calm down just a little bit more than he already has.

Central Avenue

rCJMYgPbaJk embed, one page too late.

glennmagusharvey

Observation that there are only two pages.

Central Avenue

Insistence that above poster saw nothing.

Tnophelia

touhou derail

Saigyouji

Comment pointing out that we've already had such a derail.

WUE

Semantics derail on whether the derail could be called derail if we already had that derail.

Tnophelia

DOUBLE DERAIL

glennmagusharvey

YOU...YOU...

DOUBLE DERAILER

Anonus

Statement that Arial is just a shit version of Helvetica, which you shouldn't use either because it is overused.

Ponicalica

Panicked statement worrying about the Helvetica Scenario.

Anonus

Statement that I prefer Univers anyway.

glennmagusharvey

Defence of Comic Sans, Prokofiev, and Old English Text.

Central Avenue

"This thread needs more Highway Gothic" image macro.

[Deleted User]

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snowbull

I only just realized that Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is written in Comics Sans.

Anonus

that is SO SWEET MAN how about a bro hug bump

glennmagusharvey

Extreme thread necro with belated snark directed at something misread from the first page of thread.

Nyktos

Comment pointing out that if you'd just waited a couple weeks it'd have been a year between posts.

captainbrass

Comment that I used to necro threads like you, but then I got an arrow in the knee.

Whale

Derails subject into the topic of roads in the UK vs roads in the USA