Finding out what you thought was an cutesy pop song is really about rape

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:29:31

:<

vacasama · 2011-07-03 01:30:53

What song is this? A little context would help a lot.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:31:23

If rape isn't natural, then why do vaginas quiver so enticingly when it's about to happen?

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:32:32

^Why do some penises quiver when their owner is being abused against his will?

Genitals are stupid creatures.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:33:47

I'm pretty sure penises safety dance when used against their will, Bob.

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:34:23

Okay, have some huge, gross man touch you against your will and see how you like it.

TheConductor · 2011-07-03 01:35:06

Aleck...not cool.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:36:03

^^ Are we talking about the same safety dance? It's like "stop, drop, roll", right?

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:36:09

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:37:16

And now I feel terrible.

Sorry.

Wicked223 · 2011-07-03 01:37:29

That is not what he meant, Bob, and you know it. Don't be such a drama queen.

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:38:11

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:39:32

Ergh, incoming drama.

What I said was crossing the line twice, but I wasn't serious in the slightest.

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:40:13

I know.

Also, sorry.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:41:54

Phew.

Thank goodness.

But I can't accept an apology that shouldn't be made in the first place.

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:42:51

I meant sorry about pretending to have been raped.

I know, not cool, but still. Dude.

Again, sorry.

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:44:23

Wait, you were only pretending?

Shit, you got me good.

Not like I didn't deserve it.

Props for the masterful counter-troll, though.

Bob · 2011-07-03 01:46:41

Thanks! ^_^

On an unrelated note, I never knew troll's remorse would feel this bad. :<

MadassAlex · 2011-07-03 01:47:12

Me too. -.-;

Nyktos · 2011-07-03 01:53:38

I am so confused.

snowbull · 2011-07-03 09:09:32

This thread is the fuck

Also what song?

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