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All the people interested in me

MalkavianMalkavian
edited 2011-06-26 21:15:42 in Webspace
MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
are almost always two of these

1) A million miles away
2)Male
3) Underage

This is beginning to screw with my mind.
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Comments

  • BobBob
    Congrats, you're a magnet for foreign shota.

  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    CRIMINAL SCUM!
    Oh you aren't a chick?
  • BobBob
    Of course she is. She's just a lesbian, like every other female here. Duh.
  • LouieWLouieW
    edited 2011-06-26 21:59:26
    Loser
    Malkavian,

    Well, I guess that is better than no one being interested in you. Plus, I feel like the existence of such people in some form means that there is at least a distinct possibility that someone who is interested in you who is actually female, not underage, and not really far away from you does exist. Basically, at the very least, finding someone interested in you who fits those qualifications does not appear to be impossible.

    Anyway, do not give up. I will be rooting for you.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-26 21:26:12
    Well, I guess that is better than no one being interested in you.

    Lol no it's not. Trust me.
  • CommandoDudeCommandoDude
    edited 2011-06-26 21:26:29
    CRIMINAL SCUM!

  • AHRAHR
    I'm not surprised, with THAT attitude.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Lol no it's not. Trust me.

    Sounds like there's a story behind that.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Not gonna lie, Commando's first post made me smile and consider going along with it for lulz.

    Louie: I do actually think my location has a lot to do with it. Anime and comic-loving metal heads don't have a lot of prospects in sticks.

    AHR:...Huh?
  • AHRAHR
    edited 2011-06-26 21:31:02
    ^^No, it's called having your priorities straight.

    ^People see what they want to see. I find that especially with romance, at least. 
  • BobBob
    Wait, Malk really is female? Huh.

    Sounds like there's a story behind that.

    Let's just say that when everyone wants you, from underdeveloped wallflowers to neckbeards to creepy old guys to stalkers / potential murderapists to your best friend's socially inept cousin, you just start getting tired of all of the attention after a while.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    AHR:...I guess. I think if it were like that it would be more 'nobody likes me at all.'
  • LouieWLouieW
    edited 2011-06-26 21:49:49
    Loser
    Bob,
    Let's just say that when everyone wants you, from underdeveloped
    wallflowers to neckbeards to creepy old guys to stalkers / potential
    murderapists to your best friend's socially inept cousin, you just start
    getting tired of all of the attention after a while.

    I totally agree with you there actually. I just said what I did because I thought that the only things that disqualified the people that Malkavian referred to was that they were underage, male, and lived far away. I assumed that creepy stuff like that was already out of the question, but I could be wrong.

    I think it can be pretty annoying when people hit on you or otherwise express interest in you when you definitely do not feel that way about them or when the person in question just makes you uncomfortable in general. I might just have some bias though since I tend to dislike such comments regardless of the context. However, if someone like Malkavian wants certain people to be interested in him, I think that is definitely a different situation.

    Malkavian,
    I do actually think my location has a lot to do with it. Anime and
    comic-loving metal heads don't have a lot of prospects in sticks.

    Well, I generally think that one's location is more flexible than one's age or gender, so all hope is definitely not lost, right?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Yeah, besides, we all know Bob only likes me.

    Malk: I know that feel. Except that the people who like me only tell me after they don't like me.

    Except for my actual girlfriend. :D
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Come now, Bob only likes you for your coffee!
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    And the drugs. Never forget the drugs.
  • MalkavianMalkavian
    edited 2011-06-26 21:47:03
    MORONS! I'VE GOT MORONS ON MY PAYROLL!
    Some of them have been kind of creepy about it, but they've been in 'Leave your squick at the door' situations so I didn't feel like I had any right to bitch.

    Plus I'm pretty sure they were being facetious.

    ^^^Nobody likes those assholes who have relationship pictures on Facebook. =P
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    You make it sound like you get hit on 24/7, Louie.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Which is why I don't have facebook. :D
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^
    But you miss out the joy of seeing a timeline based break up.

    It is something horror and wonder to see.
  • BobBob
    To be perfectly honest, I only like you because of the drugs.

    On that note, I only like the coffee because of the drugs.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Hi, my name is Mika, I live in Russia, and I am a thirteen year old male gigolo, and I want you inside of me. Call plz?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Bob: And that works for me, anyway. You'll never be better than [REDACTED] anyway.
  • BobBob
    And you'll never be quite as good as Veevee. Or Vorpy.

    ...Or Satan.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    > Implying that Vorpy isn't Satan

    > Implying that [REDACTED] isn't Vorpy.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yes yes I am Counterclock can we please move on now?
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Shut up, SatVorpClock.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ...Or Satan.

    Oh for second there, I thought you talking about my other handle.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET

    It doesn't matter who is interested in you, but who you are interested in.

    On a side note, e-crushes that consist only of projection and people who expect you to save them because alternative tastes=will take me for all my social retardation and insecurity are a cancer both the crush and the crusher are better off without.

  • CounterclockCounterclock
    Belief
    Vorpy isn't Counterclock, just a spoiler.

    Sorry, I forgot /spoiler.


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