The first thing I'm going to do when I get home is rip my girlfriend's knickers off.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-25 20:03:53

The elastic is killing me.

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-25 20:05:08

4/10

That pun makes no sense.

Chagen · 2011-06-25 20:06:10

It probably makes sense in a British accent.

AHR · 2011-06-25 20:06:35

It pisses me off that I keep seeing your avatar, and think you're Wicked.

ColorPrinter · 2011-06-25 20:06:40

Oh, I got it.

Not your best.

Myrmidon · 2011-06-25 20:09:49

Knickers is such a silly word.

I don't know if it's better or worse than "panties".

AHR · 2011-06-25 20:10:17

Better, only because it doesn't contain the drenchy sound to it.

DonZabu · 2011-06-25 20:12:13

Option C: pantsu.

DYRE · 2011-06-25 20:13:14

"Knickers" makes me think of pants like this:

AHR · 2011-06-25 20:13:58

I think of boxers.

ColorPrinter · 2011-06-25 20:15:41

I think of a kilt for some reason.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-25 20:52:16

I don't like panties, it is the word I've always associated with under-age girls underwear, hence the use of knickers.

@GL

How does it make no sense?

Crimson · 2011-06-25 20:54:55

I think of jeans-shorts.

DYRE · 2011-06-25 20:55:10

I don't like panties, it is the word I've always associated with under-age girls underwear, hence the use of knickers.

Incidentally, I like the word "panties" for exactly that reason. >.>

IanExMachina · 2011-06-25 20:55:39

American Language: Ruining perfectly good puns since forever!

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-25 21:09:23

What's elastic supposed to be substituted for?

IanExMachina · 2011-06-25 21:20:48

Elastic is the the waistband bit, the part that holds the knickers up.

So in effect when saying "The Elastic is killing me" I mean because due to my manly frame the knickers are digging into my waist.

That clear it up?

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-25 21:23:32

I know what elastic is. I thought the elastic was supposed to be a homophone pun, standing in for a phrase like "The anticipation is killing me."

DYRE · 2011-06-25 21:24:32

Finally understand the joke now.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-25 21:27:51

^^

Ok I thought it was a cultural translation fail, rather than your humour failing :P

This joke clearly didn't translate well.

(Or wasn't funny

)

ClockworkUniverse · 2011-06-25 21:28:23

Oh. Now I get it. I was also looking for a pun.

IanExMachina · 2011-06-25 21:32:04

I am scared the only time I'll ever open up a deep and personal issue to you IJBMers will result in a thread full of comments rating it out of ten or not 'getting it'.

Schitzo · 2011-06-25 21:32:44

When my girlfriend came in through the door, she said to me "take off my blouse. Now."

I do so.

"Take off my skirt. Now my bra. Now my panties."

Schitzo · 2011-06-25 21:33:04

She leans in close, and says "Babe..."

Schitzo · 2011-06-25 21:33:44

"... Never let me catch you wearing my stuff, ever again."

GLORIOUSLeader · 2011-06-25 21:45:21

I laughed, but only because I originally thought it was you wearing them.

TheConductor · 2011-06-26 02:49:31

I liked it, Ian. 10/10

Tnu1138 · 2011-06-26 02:50:41

Nice on though if your going to wear your girlfriends cloths I would have started with a skirt.

glennmagusharvey · 2011-06-26 10:19:31

1/10 NOT A PUN, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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