I has Team Fortress 2 Now.

Vorpy

The team that's capturing the points should not compose of nothing but spies and snipers that run to the enemy base I mean.

glennmagusharvey

A spy-only game would be amusing at the very least, for novelty value.

Vorpy

Well, it took only one pyro and one engineer to keep us away from the first point for the entire game. The Pyro burned people who got too close, and the engineer kept his insane teleporter and sentry gun in the tunnel and prevented access from anyone.

glennmagusharvey

What map?

Vorpy

Gold Rush.

glennmagusharvey

I don't think I've played that map before.

I only played well for the first time yesterday.

Vorpy

pl_goldrush

It's a fun payload map.

glennmagusharvey

I want to achieve World Traveler.

Turns out I have to play specifically cp_well, and not ctf_well.

Also, hydro.

Vorpy

There was 16 people on a Hydro map.

Myrmidon

They should edit that achievement and replace Hydo with Goldrush.

glennmagusharvey

Why do people hate hydro so much?

Vorpy

Because hating Hydro is a meme, just like 2Fort being filled with Snipers is a meme.

glennmagusharvey

World Traveler get!

On the way I somehow also got Powerhouse Offense, Relentless Offense, Triple Steal, Set the Table, and No-Hitter.

Vorpy

You were probably playing scout.

You scout player you.

I mean seriously, Goddamn Scouts.

Even on Deathmatch they find a way into your base and go pew pew and you die. They get bonk, run right behind you when the Sentry is firing at them, and the Sentry Kills you because of it. They can run circles around the heavy and beat him to death with the Boston, and blow your medics to pieces with a Pepper or Scatter Gun. Snipers? Nope. Most snipers can't shoot scouts for some reason, and always miss. Soldiers and Demos can handle Scouts when they are paying attention, but if one rocket jump remains unhealed, boom, they die.

Pyros don't care about Scouts very much if they know where they are.

glennmagusharvey

I actually suck at playing scout; it's just that when no one else is playing I might as well play scout since they move and capture stuff faster.

glennmagusharvey

I want to play now.  I am going to play ctf_well.

Come join the server i'm on!

If I don't get three more players in five minutes I'm going to head to another server.

glennmagusharvey

I ended up getting three more achievements today: He Who Celt It, Revengineering, and Frontier Justice.

Blueeyedrat

I got "Group Health" yesterday. It kicked off a really good Heavy/Medic rush.

Vorpy

Minecraft deathmatch level is annoying. They put the Headless Horseless Horseman in a place where you can't reach him, so the screen shakes endlessly for no fucking reason.

ninjaclown

No harm asking, does anyone have a trophy belt hat to trade (it's the sniper's hat with alligator teeth wrapped around it).

RocketDude

I somehow managed to get Be Efficient yesterday or Wednesday.

glennmagusharvey

That dm mario kart map that you're on, Vorpy, is insane.

I also realized that the usual maps have greys and browns of various colors while letting the prominent colors red and blue be taken by the teams themselves.

Vorpy

I saw you get blown to pieces like 3 times glenn, I was like oh hai quint and then you quit.

Blueeyedrat

It won't load up TF2 for me tonight. Just after I upgraded from F2P, too. >_>

ninjaclown

Keep trying the connection.

glennmagusharvey

@Vorpy: I had enough trouble figuring out that map, and also once got stuck in a wading pool that it's apparently impossible to jump out of.  Also I had lag.

Vorpy

Yup most of that level was rendered wrong so boxes people are supposed to jump on are 1/4 too tall, which includes the pool, almost every single box, most of the block stairs and nearly every moving object.

ninjaclown

Remember, use the almighty crouch jump.

glennmagusharvey

^^ That sounds disastrously hilarious.
^ The what?

ninjaclown

Press and hold crouch after jumping. It readjusts your characters waist-height jump level or something.