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  • edited 2011-07-15 18:42:17
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Speaking of awesome mods.

    Also how do you embed videos?
  • "I've come to the conclusion that this is a VERY STUPID IDEA."
    Just type in the URL. Like so:



    Also, Battalion's Backup GET! Now all I need is the hat, and I'll have the full Tank Buster set.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I keep forgetting about my item gets. I got like 5 items from a deathmatch but I never payed them no mind.
  • So has anyone found any fan-made modes or maps they really like?
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    MEGAMAN THEMED MAPS FOR VS SAXTON HALE!

    OH MAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHD!
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yay resident evil maps
  • edited 2011-07-15 19:43:31
    You'd think the other team would have figured out my "Jump down the steps while cloaked, disguise, climb back up stairs and backstab all snipers" strategy but nope, they never did.
  • edited 2011-07-15 19:47:23
    Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    Whoops wrong thread.
  • edited 2011-07-15 19:48:01

  • So has anyone found any fan-made modes or maps they really like?

    Touhou Fortress hell yeah!
  • Trading battalion's backup, gunboats, postal pummeler, persuader.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    What do you want for the Pummeler?
  • Oh hey, I can join teammates' games and there's nothing you can do about it!
  • IJBM: When you get paired with a stupid Heavy who wastes your Ubercharge.
  • Give us fire! Give us ruin! Give us our glory!
    IJBM: When you get sniped the second before you deploy an Ubercharge.
  • IJBM: When lags makes you lose your patient before the Ubercharge goes off.

    Also, holy hell why haven't I been using the Blutsauger this whole time, I love it.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    IJAM:

    When somebody posts a spray of a tombstone with this written on it "Here lies the dumbass who got killed because he was too busy reading this tombstone and not paying attention", and while spectating, you see several people stop to read it and then get killed.

    I saw a Spy read it, and then get blown up with a rocket, to have the guy with a rocket run over to read said tombstone, to be backstabbed by a spy, who also reads the tombstone and is caught on fire by a pyro + medic.
  • Wow.

    That sounds absolutely hilarious.
  • You should join us if you haven't already.
  • I would if my PC didn't lag and I had a mouse.

    And I suck at FPSs.
  • I'LL STAY MAI HAUNDS...WITH YAU BLAHT
    Do you play shmups? Medic is basically the same thing.

    @Myrmidon: I remember an eventful match on an instaspawn Hightower server where I used a Pyro and directly charged into the opponent's spawn over and over. I got like three achievements that day.
  • Good news: I have two jars of mad milk on my other account, meaning Forzare and I can use them to craft Quick Fixes (or whatever Forzare wants if that's not the case)

    Bad news: Steam has a stop guard mechanism by not allowing the same credit card to be used on multiple accounts.




  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    If I'm on a sniper-only map, and there's only one way out of the spawn area, and someone's got their sights set on the exit?
  • I got the Jag and the Backscratcher.
  • ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ^^ It's a bad sniper map. Sniper maps with one exit are essentially just races.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Okay, then I have every right to quit when those come up.  Good to know.  That would explain why those two maps totally sucked, while an earlier one placed on this towering structure with several teleports was much nicer.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    The first sniper map that I was on: Each side can walk around a towering structure with like three different teleports and some teleport-only locations in weird parts of the map.  There is a long desert area between the two sides, which players are not allowed to cross.  There are lots of nooks and crannies to hide in, but also a lot of wood planks to negotiate with and even to snipe from between.  Quite a strong element of unpredictability, and a lot of room for people to hide, which was nice.

    The second sniper map that I was on: a dry plains area that's fenced in on all sides.  Each team has a building in which they spawn; there's stairs up to the top of the building as well as two exits out the sides of the front, and additional stairs from the outside of the building to the top.  There are some obstacles you can hide behind, next to the interior stairs.  There are also a lot of obstacles on the plains, from rocks and construction materials to moving cow façades, with a trench in the middle.  You CAN cross this area, and you can make use of the obstacles for cover.  This map was used by yours truly and others to get the achievement where you get kills using three different weapons in one life or game or something.

    The third sniper map that I was on I didn't play much of.  It's on (non-slidey) ice; you start on this obstacle course of ice blocks/walls that's beneath a ceiling that's got holes; you can teleport to the ceiling at various points and there's another obstacle course up there with holes that you can fall down into the first one through, as well as shoot opponents through.

    The fourth sniper map that I was on I played even less of.  It was like there were these four connected buildings that all faced a courtyard with water.  The four buildings were labeled RED, BLU, YLW and GRN I think, and colored respectively.  It had at least three exits, and was a pretty cool map.

    The fifth sniper map that I played was one of those with only a single exit.  Each side had a building that had one exit to a walled area which had one other exit to this obstacle course, with the other team on the other side of the obstacle course.  Thing is there's a very direct line of sight between the corner of the other team's walled area and the exit to your base.  The only way to get past that is to run and zoom across it, if they're camping that spot.

    The sixth sniper map I played was by far the worst.  The base is a tiny side-room at one end of an pretty small obstacle course.  You walk a few steps out of it, and you're dead.  There isn't even a cabinet for reloading/healing.  If you're not good at dodging enemy snipers, your ability to even get your shots to hit things depends pretty much solely on your ability to exploit the fact that there are stairs above you and you get a tiny triangular nook in which to snipe at things...and you gotta be fast.
  • As far as maps go, I like Gravelpit, Degroot Keep, Dustbowl, Lakeside, and 5Gorge. I like the look of Thunder Mountain, but it's kind of confusing. I don't like Badlands or Nucleus.
  • Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I like nucleus, for some reason.
  • Also, someone should make a version of Medieval Mode where you can't play Demoman, because seriously, fuck those guys.
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