I has Team Fortress 2 Now.

Stormtroper

Pair with a Soldier or Demoman at the beginning, and have them
rocketjump repeatedly, which will allow them to lose life and charge
your UC faster from healing wounded allies.

That one no longer applies, there's a bonus when healing before the game start that equals the bonus when healing the injured.

I'll try the Blutsauger.

ninjaclown

Neo Crimson, I'll take your eviction notice for my booties.

ninjaclown

I was browsing the steam forums, and I came across this. They might introduce a planned method of allowing upgrading to premium status through gifting from others. So those of you still waiting, don't lose hope.

Crimson

Thanks Ninjaclown for the Booties. Now all I need is a Splendid Screen.

glennmagusharvey

PLAY SNIPER MAPS WITH ME!

ninjaclown

So apparently I can't use the same credit card on three accounts, I started a new one and tried to upgrade but it didn't let me. I can still use it on my main account, so it's definitely not the card's fault. What gives?

Myrmidon

The Saharan Spy set looks appealing to me, but fuck if I'm going to make that many Refined Metals just to get a stupid hat.

glennmagusharvey

You should all discover the fun of sniper maps.  You can actually play sniper as a noob!  Really!

Some of them force you to use distance attacks; others just put various obstacles in an open field between you and the enemy.  All of them force you to be snipers.

Just search "sniper" in the "MAP" field when you click "browse servers".

ninjaclown

Wow, the system has just dropped me a Bazaar Bargain. Now I just need to play my cards right to trade this at a great price.

Forzare

>>open tf2
>>craft Dolokohs Bar
>>Enter game
>>Spawn as heavy
>>die
>>Obtain DB through random drops
>>FFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Crimson

RNG: U MAD?

glennmagusharvey

And this is why I don't plan on crafting anything.

Stormtroper

Same here.

...well, maybe Gunboats and Your Eternal Reward.

Blueeyedrat

I might craft a Splendid Screen, but only to use up my spare items and clear inventory space. My current extra items: Sandman, Chargin' Targe, Eviction Notice, Bazaar Bargain, 2 Scrap, 1 Reclaimed. If I get an extra Scout item (or Soldier, since I can't rocket jump for shit and will likely never use the Mantreads), I can craft a third Scrap -> another Reclaimed -> Targe + 2 Reclaimed = Splendid Screen.

I don't want to scrap the BB or the EN, since they're too valuable and I'm on the verge of caving and buying from the Mann. Co Store, which would mean I could trade them.

Vorpy

I am playing with a hacker right now. He can kill people through walls, in the spawn, and not even aim at them. He clips through walls and has auto-head shot on. He has headshotted every cloaked spy in my area, and I reported him already and quit. His name be Kill Feed.

ninjaclown

I'll report him too, if you can get me a direct link to his profile.

Vorpy

Somebody was micspamming on DM_Store, but he had this soundboard remix where it used all of Heavy and Medic's voices to replicate them having sex and it was hilarious as hell, and they also played "Bill Nye Hates Stairs" song, and I laughed my ass off.

Above is short clip of the Bill Nye Left 4 Dead song.

glennmagusharvey

Someone was micspamming on one of the dodgeball games.  Well, not quite micspamming, but just talking constantly.

Then someone else joined him.

ninjaclown

Seriously, do you know this guy's real name? Hackers need to be reported.

Vorpy

I don't know anymore, it isn't listed on the search anymore. All I can find is Counterstrike players.

ninjaclown

Oh, it's a CS problem. Kinda what happens when the playerbase desires as least Valve input as possible.

ninjaclown

Got another shortstop, think I'll hold onto this one, it's really great. I traded my bazaar bargain, got 6 items, traded one of those items for ANOTHER bazaar bargain. Anyone wants it, let me know.

ninjaclown

I got an idea: why don't challenge the main TvT TF2 group to a battle?

Forzare

That could be a lot of fun.

MillerCross

Lol rivalry.

But...but...who I'd play with?

glennmagusharvey

I want to try this.

Chagen

.....Did the Pyro just do a Hadouken?

And why is that Pomf meme so popular?

Forzare

.....Did the Pyro just do a Hadouken?

Yes.

Chagen

.....Is there a limit to this game's oddities?

Myrmidon

I think he does it if you have the flare gun equipped while taunting.