"Man up"

Tnophelia

Kiss her next time.

ClockworkUniverse

Except I don't expect there to be a next time. That was a post-high school Europe trip. I haven't seen her since.

snowbull

It means she is deeply, deeply confused.

Or she is a shore.

Tnophelia

Or a beach.

ClockworkUniverse

"Shore?"

snowbull

I meant to say whore.

And I was not serious.

c:

ClockworkUniverse

Ah. I see.

Anyway, it'd be good that I've moved on, except that I don't get to see the girl I've moved on to until summer.

What is it with me and picking inconvenient crushes?

Tnophelia

I meant to say bitch.

And I was not serious.

:>

DonZabu

Last time I had a conversation with a drunk girl, I nearly got all my filthy TV Tropes secrets revealed to everyone.

ClockworkUniverse

I'm fairly good at not getting all my TV Tropes secrets revealed, though my dad once Googled my handle before I explained that I considered that similar to reading someone's email.

Noimporta

Your filthy TV Tropes secrets refer to the fact that you're a troper, or  the information that you have revealed in TV Tropes?

ClockworkUniverse

For me, the latter. My contributor page used to have a Trope list, but I've since removed it.

DonZabu

^^ The latter.

This chick from my high school basically messaged me on Facebook drunk, and I was bored, so I started rattling off jokes at her. But then I guess she Googled them because she found out where those jokes came from: my troper page. Thankfully, nothing came from that.

Super Lazuli

Thread can burn in a fire for all I care.

I have most of the regular posters there on my list for the ignore extension. I don't want to deal with people like that. I get enough of it up here in Redneckland.

Anonus

What is it like in Redneckland?

Super Lazuli

This

Yeah, lets turn every guy I meet into a Wannabe Clint Eastwood or
guido douchebag who can't even shit about letting the girl be on top,
let alone understand feelings or delicacy of certain topics. Let's just
let them all be fuckfaced edgy blunt John Wayne clones that think
hitting you when you get annoying is okay, regardless if it hurts or
lot. Let's just let them beat the shit out of the traps and the weaker
guys who want to show interest in anything, period, and value tanned
greased-up muscles or facial stubble and cigars over a decent
personality that doesn't make you want to fucking stab them.

Basically.

Anonus

How obnoxious that must be.

Myrmidon

Preaching to the choir, Spain.

Super Lazuli

That right there is an understatement of mass proportions.

Super Lazuli

What Anonus said, not Myrm said.

Really now? I was under the impression the only ones who hated that thread were me and Blackmoon. >_>

shows what I know.

Central Avenue

I hate that thread.

In fact, I was gonna say "I wish I didn't have to see it", then I remembered DYRE has a thread-hiding script. Hmm...

Anonus

I hate the ideas in the OP, but not really the thread itself. It's bizarre.

Tnophelia

I hate too many things.

randomtropeloser

^ I doubt you can really hate too many things, provided they're all bad things.