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How 90% of people are Arachnophobes.

ChagenChagen
edited 2011-06-16 01:33:11 in General
[tɕagɛn]
Come on~ Why does no one realize how cool and cute spiders can be~?
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  • TheConductorTheConductor
    I was gonna make this thread. I love spiders.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Just saw a youtube video on Australian Huntsmans.

    Man, they are cool.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Spiders crawling into your vagina and laying eggs in it is pretty scary, mind you.

    As is one crawling from underneath the toilet seat and biting your ass/vag/dick while you are pooping.

    Or eating a million spiders while sleeping in a house you don't trust.

    Or pulling webs and spider eggs from your ears with Q-tips.

    Or sleeping in a bed filled with spiders.

    Or being bitten by spiders and having the bite swell up and begin to rot within hours.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    -Shivers-
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    -protects Vorpy-
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    It's just a spider, guys...
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    That's why I'm able to protect her :3 Cause I'm not afraid of spiders.
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Anything looks terrifying when you look at it under a microscope. Like a tooth:

  • BobBob
    Come on guys, tell me this isn't one of the cutest things you've ever seen.

  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Frankly, that's the most terrifying thing to hit this thread so far.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • BobBob
    ITT: Pussies.

    Jokes aside, spiders are adorable.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    edited 2011-06-16 01:49:56
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    In my pursuit to find scary Eurypterid pictures I found this plushy.

    I want it.


  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-06-16 01:51:51

    Pollen or fractal? You decide!

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Okay, while reading about caring for pet tarantulas, I managed to flip out because I thought one was attacking me. I guess even I'm still a bit of an arachnophobe.


    Also, apparently some crazy people actually breed Tarantulas. Wut.
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    Apparently some crazy people actually breed dogs. Wut.
  • BobBob
    I've always wanted to breed tarantulas! :D
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    It's for fantasizing about fucking half-spider people. Like Driders or Arachnesapiens or Aranaika.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    Pretty soon, they'll start breeding tarantulas bigger and bigger until they're the size of Humvees. Then we can finally ride spiders into combat.
  • BeholderessBeholderess
    This one agrees, spiders are cute! Come on, they're just like kittens - small and fluffy. Why is it so that one small and fluffy creature is adored while the other is feared?
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-06-16 02:06:44
    [tɕagɛn]
    I was more weirded out because some tarantula species produce around 1500-2000 eggs. At one time.

    Wtf would you with them?
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    And only a few survive.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Well, yeah, half of them kill the other half...and eat the dead bodies.
  • VorpyVorpy
    edited 2011-06-16 02:13:38
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Kind of like the Jews?

    Kind of like the Mexicans?

    Kind of like the Blacks?

    Kind of like the Javanese?

    Kind of like the Jewvanackanixcans?

    mod edit: kind of like un-needed racism that I should ban you up the ass for, you stupid cunt? God I fucking hate you, stupid bitch. Go sit on a knife and die you stupid bitch.

    Longpu was removed from the member role and has been added to the Banned role.
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