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People who are allergic to everything and the horror that must consume their lives

snowbullsnowbull
edited 2011-06-11 18:17:13 in Meatspace
Cue-bey
Goddammit, I'd make some porridge for you and my brother, but apparently you're allergic to every ingredient in that too.

I honestly don't know if I can feed my brother's friend fucking anything. I can only imagine the deprived life he leads, eating  nothing but some sort of intravenous glucose solution.

Comments

  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Is he actually allergic or intolerant?
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    I am allergic to milk, eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and shellfish.

    /trufax
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    edited 2011-06-11 18:22:12
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Look on the bright side:  It is ridiculously easy to murderise them and make it look like an accident.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    edited 2011-06-11 18:24:54
    Cue-bey
    ^^^I don't really know, but I'm not taking any chances. Besides, a food intolerance would still suck a lot.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    I'm allergic to oil-based face paints, instant custard and womens roll-on deodorant. 
    The story behind the third isn't as fun as you'd expect.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^ During sex she shoved the roll on up your arse to try and be kinky?

    Meh on food intolerance, I have a distinctly negative view on that especially as it so very vague and over here a lot of people are amazingly food intolerant from advice from 'health professionals' (only dietician is a protected title here, nutritionists are unregulated, I could call myself one and diagnose you all with intolerances..)
  • TheConductorTheConductor
    My body is perfect. I could swallow pennies with no adverse effects.
  • ninjaclownninjaclown
    Did you know it was possible to become allergic to water? I mean, my god.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    ^^ Read as penises. :p


  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    ^ So did I.  x_x
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    I didn't.

    Also, yeah, it does suck to be sensitive to various things.
  • PonicalicaPonicalica
    (void)
  • BeeBee
    I'd actually rather be allergic to a few inconvenient types of foods than the stuff I'm already allergic to.  At least I could avoid select foods -- what makes my histamines want to kill me is walking outside anytime during half the fucking year.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    I once met someone allergic to dust.

    That person was so ridiculously sickly it hurt my eyes.
  • BeeBee
    Thankfully I'm good with dust (which is good, my house is a mess).  What kills me is pretty much any and all kinds of pollen.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    ...and you have a bee as an avatar.
  • NyktosNyktos
    edited 2011-06-11 23:07:13
    a little muffled
    That's closer to a wasp than a bee.

    I can tell because it terrifies me.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    Okay fine, but his freaking handle here is "bee"
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    It's probably short for Beedrill, since that's what his avatar is supposed to be. As for Beedrill being called that in the first place despite clearly being a wasp...I dunno.
  • BeeBee
    Besides, we all know Beedrill forgo nectar in favor of live flesh.
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    ^ So Beedrill suffer no adverse effects from swallowing penises, just like Conducty?
  • BeeBee
    I'd assume a penis would be as digestible as anything else, but it'd be kind of gamey and give the mandibles a workout tearing it into appropriately-sized pieces.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Why do you debate the ability of a creature to eat a penis, rather than debate the ability of said creature to eat a spleen?
  • SotiCotoSotiCoto
    RE-ANIMATOR
    Because the purpose of the spleen is to be ruptured in medical dramas; being eaten doesn't factor in.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    Okay, what about the small intestines?

    Or the bladder?

    Or the adrenal glands?
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