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Pot brownies / cookies / cupcakes / confectionery treats

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  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Mental note: Actual notes work better.

    Not-so-mental note: Steal Ian's notes. 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-05 15:19:24
    ^^Let me guess: You find yourself writhing on the floor, with your shirt over your head because your breasts were just begging to be let out, and you're lying there, waiting for the nearest phallic object to just swing by so you can take it and shove so far up every single one of your major orifices that you feel as if your eyeballs are going to pop out? Do you find yourself rubbing up against every object in sight, be it a lamp, a wall, or your unfortunate best friend? Do you ever end up lying face down ass up in the bathtub with a shower head in one hand and a bottle of body wash in the other, not knowing what you just did but being 100% sure that it was awesome? Have you ever grabbed your boyfriend (or the nearest person that looked remotely like your boyfriend, or even the nearest person you were sure was human) dragged them upstairs and rode them like a mechanical bull, all while screaming like you're being burned alive and torturing your nipples like they sold your secrets to the Chinese government? Have you ever woke up in your kitchen with a banana sticking out of your cunt, whip cream on your breasts, syrup on your stomach and a cucumber in your mouth?

    And that's when I'm just a little buzzed. You don't want to know what I do when I'm full-blown fucking high.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    @Chagen: The reason that cannabis is illegal is because there is a widespread movement to make all drugs illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, and tobacco are exempt because they were already large industries by the time the war on drugs began.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Are...are you challenging me, Bobby? <3
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Bobby...stop tempting me, you damn sexy pothead thing, you.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    Is this some kind of contest to see who's hornier?!
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    This current derail reminds me i need to get myself some kind of eye roll gif.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    If I was in California or you were in New York then we could just get high together and wake up in the semen stained ruins.
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    That sounds like a badfic waiting to happen.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
  • BobBob
    brb scheduling a flight to NY
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ...but why not Colombia?

    We have pot! ^_^
  • BobBob
    It's cool. I'll just schedule a flight for both New York and Columbia at the same time, and then...

    No, wait, that wouldn't work, would it? I mean, that one time I got high, I could have sworn there were two of me, so...
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    I'll be at the airport with open arms, Bobby hun. But uh...let me find a babysitter first <.<
  • vacasamavacasama
    edited 2011-06-05 15:33:25
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    ^^^ Bah you merely have Coffee.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Drug related IJBM:

    When I was in shared housing at uni, I had a friend.
    This friend was always keen to join in when I/other housemates had weed, and we all were cool about this as if we all bought some we all shared it with each other.

    However when he bought some he never shared it. This would have been cool if he wasn't so eager to join in and smoke everyone else's.

    Obviously we stopped mentioning when we had any to avoid this.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    ^^^ Bah you merely have Coffee.

    We also have coke, pot, prostitution of the highest kind and most importantly, uranium.
  • snowbullsnowbull
    Cue-bey
    Real men abuse butanol.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Real men huff paint.
  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.
    Real men huff kittens.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Real men cheese.

    Why? Because it's fon to due.
  • ViviVivi
    $80+ per session
    Real men need to fuck me....more.
  • GLORIOUSLeaderGLORIOUSLeader
    When in Turkey, ROCK THE FUCK OUT
    Real men do FunDip. 
  • vacasamavacasama
    Woki mit deim Popo.
    @ Juan

    Don't forget Juan Valdez.  That's the important part.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Oh yesh, don't gemme wrong Juan Valdez Coffee = Greatest thing in the history of things.
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