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Pot brownies / cookies / cupcakes / confectionery treats

BobBob
edited 2011-06-05 01:06:24 in Meatspace
First off, this isn't really a proper IJBM, as none of these things bug me. In fact, I absolutely adore them. I think they're amazing, wonderful, delightful, magical, heavenly things that every human being should have a chance to try at least once in their lives. With that said, what does bug me about them is how potent and deceptive they are.

Oh sure, they look all nice and innocent, but just one bite and you will be fucked up beyond all recognition. This itself isn't a bad thing, it's just the fact that I have no way of telling exactly how much will get me to this point, and sometimes, I don't want to be sprawled out on the floor and babbling incoherently just because I wanted something chocolate-y and delicious.
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  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    I've never had a pot brownie.  :(

    or pot
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-05 01:10:01
    First off, just know that I'm not trying to convert you or make you a pothead or anything, and if you don't like it, I'm positively cool with that.

    Second, ask all of your friends where you can get some good pot from (if that doesn't work, try the internet), and try it. Smoke like you've never smoked anything before (which I'm assuming you haven't). Get fucking blitzed. You're new, so it probably won't take that much anyway.
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth

    Incidentally, Adventure Time is amazing when you're high.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-05 01:14:17
    Which is why it's officially my favorite show ever.

    -ponders on whether or not she should watch MLP while high-

    Then again, everything's amazing when you're high. I hate Born This Way (the song, although the album is also pretty shitty), but that one time I listened to it when I was high, I swear it felt like god was jizzing in my ears or something, and the jizz was really a cool ocean breeze that tickled the inside of my ear in a way that no human ever could...
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-06-05 01:16:07
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.




    ^^^ I would but I'm lazy and also paranoid.  But mostly lazy.
  • DonZabuDonZabu
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Jesus christ what's with the potheads here

    That stuff is disgusting
  • ForzareForzare
    edited 2011-06-05 01:18:00
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-06-05 01:18:54
    You can change. You can.
    I swear it felt like god was jizzing in my ears or something, and the jizz was really a cool ocean breeze that tickled the inside of my ear in a way that no human ever could...

    That was me, actually. You asked me to do it.

    I honestly dislike pot in principle. I don't like what it does to people and all that. But if you smoke it, it is fine by me. 
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-05 01:19:31
    ^^^Who here is a pothead? No one else but me (and possibly Gelzo telling from that one post) does weed. Besides, I'm not a pothead. I'm a respectable young woman who just happens to smoke pot. Huge difference.

    You're too uptight. Some pot could help that. :>
  • DonZabuDonZabu
    edited 2011-06-05 01:18:44

    The only reason I'd get high ever is if I could listen to this at the same time, and see what happens:

  • BobBob
  • GelzoGelzo
    edited 2011-06-05 01:26:50
    Pony Sleuth
    Chaters gonna hate.



    Besides, I've only ever been high like, once. (I smoked some once before that, but there was barely enough to even get a buzz.)
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Chaters?
  • DonZabuDonZabu

    Also, this:

  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
  • ChagenChagen
    edited 2011-06-05 01:41:28
    [tɕagɛn]
    "You're too uptight. Some pot could help that. "

    No thanks. My brother used to smoke it and....ugh, the smell was so awful...

    And I normally like the smell of burning things.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-05 01:43:47
    Y'know what makes pot smell less bad?

    Smoking more pot. :3
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    Okay, I'm pretty sure that once I was high enough I'd stop noticing it
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Pot making you sick?

    You know what will stop that?

    Smoke more pot.

    And now you've overdosed. Woops.
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    From what I've heard, you can't overdose on pot.

    I'll ask my dad, he used to smoke tons of it.
  • BobBob
    edited 2011-06-05 01:48:51
    Yeah, just like the other people who've overdosed on pot that happen to not exist because, seriously, like, is it even possible to overdose on pot, cause if so I'm so doing it

    But seriously, you can't. Trust me on this one.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Marijuana has no levels of fatal toxicity, I know.

    But I wanted to say something ;~;
  • BobBob
    You know what helps when you want to say something but can't think of anything?

    Alcohol, but I don't recommend it at all.

    Besides, pot's better. :3
  • GelzoGelzo
    Pony Sleuth
    Checking Wikipedia, you'd have to smoke 1,500 pounds of marijuana in 14 minutes before you hit the lethal dosage.
  • NovaNova
    edited 2011-06-05 01:55:03
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ^^^ Well, that's not exactly true- marijuana does have a fatal level of toxicity- 40,000 : 1.

    ^^ I need my alcohol ;~;
  • Central AvenueCentral Avenue
    Caffeine is my drug of choice because I am a sissy.
  • BobBob
    Checking Wikipedia, you'd have to smoke 1,500 pounds of marijuana in 14 minutes before you hit the lethal dosage.

    Which, unless you're the Flash, I'm pretty sure is impossible.
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    Or have a very big pipe.
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    Or be me
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