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So there was this thread on TvTropes in Yack Fest asking how perverse you were, (NSFW)

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  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I mean...really, how does that work? Do you like...insert a tube on someone's penis and start drinking? Like a straw?


    I think you suck their dick until they piss themselves dry or something? I don't know that's why I went What the fuck
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    edited 2011-06-03 17:45:28
    You can change. You can.
    Thank you for that, Vorps. I needed that laugh. :D

    ^ I thought that during sexual estimulation, you can't piss...but then again, I'm pretty sure my sex knowledge sucks, being a virgin and all that.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    Yay I am done!


    Your 1000 Point Purity Test Results


    You answered "yes" to 505 of 1000 questions, making you 49.5% sexually pure (50.5% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 49.5% pure in the sex domain.


    Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 34%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.

    The average purity for this test is 72.2%.

    The first submission for this test was received March 5, 1996.


  • IanExMachinaIanExMachina
    I am Dr. Ned who is totally not Dr. Zed in disguise.

    You answered "yes" to 384 of 1000 questions, making you 61.6% sexually pure (38.4% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 61.6% pure in the sex domain. 
    Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 18%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.


    I'm basically not a criminal, but I do/have done sexy things
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    Quick question.

    What the hell is Slam Dancing?  Is that the same as Grind dancing?  Slam dancing makes it sound painful.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    I'd say it's like...I dunno...I'm gonna assume it involves rhytmic dry humping till further notice.
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    ^
    See that's what I was thinking but I've never heard it called Slam Dancing before.
  • MillerCrossMillerCross
    You can change. You can.
    Me neither. It's just an assumption.
  • NyktosNyktos
    a little muffled
    As far as I know, slam dancing is similar to moshing, or possibly the same thing. Note that it's in the "virgin" section on the quiz.
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    edited 2011-06-03 18:35:35
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    ^Dancing so aggressively with one person that you could injure them?

    ....I don't think I've ever done that?

    But if people do do that and they're virgins it might have something to do with them injuring their dance partners.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
  • JG_PunkJG_Punk
    YO YO YO U CAN'T C ME BOUT TO SPIT SUMTIN' STOOPID!
    ^It would look pretty stupid if you did that with one person.

    "Doesn't matter if you fall down because your buddy's gonna be there to pick you up or Someone's gonna pick you up."

    Or you're just gonna get stomped to death.

  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.

    You answered "yes" to 46 of 1000 questions, making you 95.4% sexually pure (4.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 95.4% pure in the sex domain. 

  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    ...got bored answering the questions, or are you really that pure? >:3
  • NovaNova
    If you must eat a phoenix, boil it, do not roast it. This only encourages their mischievous habits.
    ... The first.
  • VorpyVorpy
    ☭Unstoppable Sex Goddess☭
    I'm a little bit above half sexually corrupt.
  • BobBob
    >first question asks if you have ever hugged somebody

    -closes the tab the test is open in-
  • ChagenChagen
    [tɕagɛn]
    It gets way more perverse and sick than that.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    Yeah, like...

    Being in military service.

    The sick fucks.
  • BobBob
    So, who actually views hugging as somehow making one less sexually pure?

    Except for Ed of course.
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    The same people who mainly hug others to have breasts press against them, I suppose.
  • BobBob
    Huh. In that case, why didn't the quiz have something along those lines as a question (i.e. "Have you ever hugged someone for the sole purpose of having their breasts press against you / pressing your breasts against them)?
  • ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(`Д´）╯︵ ┻━┻
    Tableflipper
    I dunno. But if they have nose picking in public and being in military service as less sexually pure, why not?
  • ForzareForzare
    Till shade is gone, till water is gone, into the Shadow with teeth bared, screaming defiance with the last breath, to spit in Sightblinder’s eye on the last Day.
    and nose picking in public made you less sexually pure.

    dat booger
  • NyarlyNyarly
    Likes cheesecake unironically.
    Considering that I hugged my mother quite often, I find this rather... creepy.
  • InsanityAddictInsanityAddict
    Diet NEET
    Considering nosepicking involves penetration of an orifice and being in the military involves shooting stuff out of phallic object, it's no wonder they're on the test.

    @Previous page: Slamdancing is basically milling your arms and kicking with your feet in the moshpit. Only -core listening emo teens do it, and it's a surefire method to get yourself shoved out of the pit at a metal/hardrock gig.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Creature - Florida Dragon Turtle Human
    For some reason, Mog, a character from Final Fantasy VI and a moogle, is explicitly characterized as "slam-dancing".
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