So there was this thread on TvTropes in Yack Fest asking how perverse you were, (NSFW)

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which you found out by taking some 1,000 question purity test,

and nose picking in public made you less sexually pure.

Wut.

If anyone cares, I got 91.9% purity.]

Vivi

I just took that test the other day. Apparently I'm 49% sexually pure. I think having a baby and saying yes to some of those questions dealing with it affecting it. My weirdness factor was 25% I think.

Gelzo

Purity in this sense is a stupid concept.

Nyktos

Where is this test?

Vivi

http://www.armory.com./tests/sex1000.html

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"I think having a baby..."

Who are you, anyway?

Vorpy

It doesn't matter on here. Playing the identity games should not apply here too.

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[I'm actually Janitor in disguise.]

Stormtroper

You answered "yes" to 48 of 1000 questions, making you 95.2% sexually pure
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 6%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test. (4.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 95.2% pure in the sex domain.

LouieW

I thought some of those questions were rather strange. I do not really understand why giving children unusual names is impure. I feel similarly about hand-holding and hugging. I think there are some things on that list that are kind of impossible not to have done just because of social and cultural norms (like hugging one's relatives) while others I find completely disgusting.

I also do not understand the question about watching Oprah either. 

Yeah, my score is classified, but do think feel like the test itself is almost set up so that people are to brag about having answered "yes" to a bunch of questions. I do not quite understand why people would want to be considered perverted though. I thought perverse things were generally frowned upon.

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A lot of those aren't sexual questions to begin with, like the one I mentioned in the first post.

Nyktos

You answered "yes" to 48 of 1000 questions, making you 95.2% sexually pure (4.8% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 95.2% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 8%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.

To be expected I suppose, being a virgin and such.

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Also, there's this one question that asks you if you'd had an intimate relationship (or just had sex, don't remember) with a deity.

ClockworkUniverse

Eh, what the hell, I was bored:

You answered "yes" to 47 of 1000 questions, making you 95.3% sexually pure (4.7% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 95.3% pure in the sex domain. 
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 7%, based on a comparison of your test results with 62460 other submissions for this test.

Vorpy

1. had the symptoms of Russian fingers (rushin' fingers)?
   
2. had the symptoms of Roman hands (roamin' hands)?
   

lol

Chagen

"stored any excreta in a refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/ preparation appliance"

WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THIS

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I think feotakahari put one in a fridge before, his excuse was that it was for a lab project.

Regardless, i'm not seeing why you're surprised there, diaper man.

Vorpy

been to a funeral as a form of entertainment (ala Harold of "Harold &
Maude")?

Vorpy

LOL WTF, why is the 240th question Masturbated? Shouldn't it have been sooner?

Nyktos

The order is kinda random. Note how masturbation comes after necrophilia, but before skinny dipping. And those are all in the same category.

Vorpy

discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during
the Purity Test does not cut it as discussed masturbation.)

fuUUUUUUUUUUU-

been in a circle of fuck?

HAAAAAAHAHAHA

participated in a Fuck-A-Thon? (Where the object is to see how many
times you can do it in a certain amount of time.)

Wow, I never thought of anything of that scale. Sounds...nice...and erm, spermy...

MillerCross

Still too fucking long, but you people are making me laugh. :P

Also, a Fuck-A-Thon sounds too messy and probably will end up with at least one broken hip. 

Vorpy

foot masturbated someone?

Difficult as fuck. Takes way too much practice to get good at.

Unless you are just dipping (fm) and not upstroking (mm).

MillerCross

Also, cramped ankles...and probably thighs. Depends on your technique.

glennmagusharvey

NSFW tag added to opening post.

Vorpy

...now that I am checking most of the Kinky questions in the 800 block I am really starting to question whether or not I am comfortable with my sexual past...

drank/drained an entire bladder-full of someone else's urine?

what the fuck

MillerCross

...drained?

Vorpy

Piss Vampires I assume.

Chagen

Half of this is test is shit only perverts would do in the first place...

Damn, our society has hit a low if we do this enough to include it on the test.

MillerCross

I mean...really, how does that work? Do you like...insert a tube on someone's penis and start drinking? Like a straw?

Vorpy

1. engaged in infantilism (a dependency on the sight or feeling of diapers
   or of being diapered; a dependency on being dressed and treated as a
   baby)?
   
2. engaged in klismaphilia?(A dependency on being given an enema)
   

HAHAHA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHA

1. worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
   
2. been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
   

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAH