Viviism

Vivi

Thank you Bob! I was just about to say that. No wonder you are one of the Heavenly Mother's daughters.

You get to spend the night in my Holy Everlasting Multidimensional realm...

IanExMachina

If by some chance I die and you turnout to be real, do I get points for sticking to my principles?

Bob

^^^First off, that thing about hell being all fire is total bull. Only about a quarter of it is really hot and fiery. Another quarter is extremely cold and icy, and the last half is hell's basement, where I send those that bug the fuck out of me. Ignis Orci is basically eternal summer, only with more fire and explosions. Also, everyone's naked. Trust me, it's actually a lot of fun!

Glacies Orci is essentially a frozen wonderland, with ice caves and snow mountains and frozen puddles and the like. Everyone wears clothing made from fur taken from hellish overreco, I mix between a sheep, a bear and a dragon. Their fur is really quite exquisitely soft, like seriously, you wouldn't believe it. This is essential as wearing anything less than this fur in this area is guaranteed to leave you frozen solid, yet still conscious of your frozen body, which I've been told is really, really painful.

Orci Tormentum, A.K.A. Hell's Basement, is a dark, evil place. It is so dark, that one cannot see one's hand in front of one's face. There are various items which could cause harm to someone here, such as traps (think bear traps, only much more powerful), wild beasts that can see in this unholy darkness and feed on human flesh, and natural hazards such as rocks as sharp as knives and man-eating trees. When goes through something that would kill a normal mortal in this area, they simply respawn, only the pain of their last death lingers, growing stronger and stronger until it becomes unbearable.

Most who are sent here go insane and try to commit suicide, only to come back, their pain intensified. Even pleasurable activities taking place here are harmful. For example, sex results in all parties involved becoming pregnant (regardless of gender) and giving birth to tiny demon babies that bite off the genitals of whoever birthed them before tearing into their ribcage, stealing their hearts and eating them. When one gets thirsty, all they have to drink is their own urine, which burns the inner lining of their throats and stomachs. The only thing to eat is the flesh of whoever is unfortunate enough to come across them. Refusing to eat or drink causes their stomachs to implode, then explode.

In hell, we watch the suffering of those trapped in hell's basement on big screen tv's mounted to either volcanoes or ice mountains.

IanExMachina

So only the basement is for really really bad people?

Why have the two other parts then?

Also how do you combat the pain fatigue on the mind, as too much of the pain sensation would likely desensitise the person subjected to it?

Bob

Why have the two other parts then?

Because, my followers and I need somewhere to have some fun. See, hell is like, a second chance at life, only a different kind of life. If you fuck up in hell, well, that's it. Off to the basement you go.

Also how do you combat the pain fatigue on the mind, as too much of the pain sensation would likely desensitise the person subjected to it?

We have two methods of combating this. One is to merely introduce a new kind of pain. For example, someone's completely desensitized to, say, being stabbed in the chest? Frostbite. They get used to that? We burn them. They get used to that? Acid. And so on and so on. Two, when someone experiences enough pain during their stay, their internal pain counter is reset, so that even the lightest of sensations is sure to feel like brutal torture to them.

IanExMachina

So if people follow you the lady of hell they get to have fun in your winter/summer wonderlands?

What if they live well in those places?

Bob

So if people follow you the lady of hell they get to have fun in your winter/summer wonderlands?

Yes. _{Also, they begin to undergo a physical transformation into one of my demonic slaves, swearing their undying fealty to me until the end of time, but that part is unimportant.}

What if they live well in those places?

Then, well, they just live well in those places, which is quite common. They have no hunger and no thirst, their only desires being whatever they wish to desire.

GLORIOUSLeader

Sorry, but you're worse at leading a religion than David Koresh, Vivi.

glennmagusharvey

> You dare question our sacred religion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

IanExMachina

^^^ So they don't die after their life in your hell is over, they just remain as your demon slaves?

On the flipside what does heaven promise?

Bob

Who the hell cares? It's not as fun as it is here. Vivi's got it backwards, anyway.

Vivi

Bob is so cute when she's wrong about things. I just want to go down to Hell and pinch her cute little cheeks.

Hatter

I'm not in this religion.

This makes me neither happy nor sad.

Vorpy

So the only important thing about Vivittra (lol hell pun) is the fact that it's better than heaven?

Bob

No.

The only important fact about it is that it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than heaven. Also, sexier.

Hatter

Wait, there's no sex in heaven?

Well, fuck that. I don't want to be a virgin AFTER I die as well.